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All your darkest thoughts (are actually quite bright) by Ren_Saxon
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
14 Jan 2026
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“Oh, we’re on this again, are we? In the middle of my plight?”
“Just telling the truth,” Phil shrugged. “I can hear you stressing in your mind, you know?”
Dan shook his head, his eyes gleaming.
“Right,” he said. “Except our fucking neighbours can probably hear it too, with how loud I’m projecting my misery.”
Phil can read thoughts. Dan doesn't believe him.
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15 Jan 2026
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wait, is this fucking book about us? by noxhsw for sunbeambisexual
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
10 Aug 2025
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Dan is a depressed lawyer, Phil is a sad romance author. They meet when they're stranded at an airport, thinking they'll never see each other again. But when Phil writes a book about their encounter, Dan wants to meet him once more.
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The Princess and her Knight in Shining Armour by Pearlescent_rose
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
15 Jan 2026
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It started when he was seventeen. The royal family was parading about the kingdom on their royal progress celebrating the new decade. The whole village was out to see them go past and wave politely in their posh outfits and gold jewellery. Dan, honestly, couldn’t give a fuck, but he was dragged out by his family nevertheless.
Then he saw him. The Prince. He looked angelic, white-blond hair and pale skin catching the sun in a way that made him seem like he was glowing. And god, was he pretty, big blue eyes, full lips and a genuine smile across his face. Dan was smitten, just like that, his heart lost to the handsome man. And it wasn’t just attraction, Dan felt like there was something more there, some invisible force, like a string wrapped around his heart, drawing him to the Prince.
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A Dom/sub medieval fantasy AU with crossdressing, smut, and Dan feeding Phil grapes like the Princess he is. Knight!Dan and Prince!Phil fall in love, but what happens when Dan stumbles upon a secret Phil's been keeping from him?
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10 Jan 2026
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Hanging Out With Corpses by parentaladvisorybullshitcontent
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
25 Feb 2017
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Phil meets Dan at a vampire representation demonstration.
He ends up watching him and the way he’s gnawing on his thumbnail, looking across at a stall that's selling gluten-free blood substitutes. He stands out in the crowd – not so much because of how much black he’s wearing, but his height. Phil thinks that this is first person he’s seen all day who doesn’t make him feel like a giant.
In which Phil is a lonely ex-vampire hunter living in the city and Dan's just a pretty guy who doesn't sleep and wears a lot of black...right?
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- Part 1 of Vampire AU
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02 Jan 2026
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“Good boy.” He praised. Staring down at his little cherub, dozing off yet again, something finally clicked. Armand shook him gently. “Danny? How old are you?”
A look between panic and confusion struck Danny’s eyes. “I don’t know. I’m small?”
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After an argument, Daniel regresses. Armand takes care of him.
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12 Oct 2025
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"To be honest, that's the first time I've heard [Armand] referred to as 'Daddy,' and... I like it. We can keep that, right? [To Eric Bogosian] Can we keep that? [Eric nods] He likes it, too. :) " -Assad Zaman October 10th 2025.
Well obviously that's canon now.
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12 Oct 2025
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Armand wanted to kick the part of him that said it. He wasn’t sure who it had been, Arun or Amadeo. The thing that scared him most was that maybe it was just him.
Or; Armand learns how to say no.
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11 Oct 2025
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I'd reach into your body and fix you if I could by riverwrenwrites
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
30 Sep 2025
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September in San Francisco Week 4
Prompt: Testament“But I need this one to live. As a testament to our companionship.”
Armand ends things with Daniel, but rather than wipe his memories, he decides to show him just how monstrous he can be.
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- Part 3 of September in San Francisco
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08 Oct 2025
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Age, to a vampire, is complicated...
i.e. Sometimes having sex makes Armand feel young again. One morning, he lets himself explore those feelings with Daniel.
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- Part 1 of the 500 year old child
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21 Sep 2025
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With his coven destroyed and Lestat gone, Armand doesn't know how to carry on. But he may not have any other choice.
A drabble about the first time Armand realized he could withstand the sun.
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13 Sep 2025
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Benson walks slowly, like he’s not about to drag Randy into the worst day of his life, like he’s not about to set off a chain of events which will lead to Benson lying still and bloody in a dirty parking lot.
Randy wants to vomit. It feels so real.
(Or: the Time Loop fic.)
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17 Aug 2025
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'Samson's Mistress Cut His Hair, Thus Removing His Strength' by Sparklesinthewater
Fandoms: House M.D.
27 Jul 2024
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Set in season 3. Stacy doesn't come back. Tritter doesn't interfere. But the drugs and the infarction keep getting House into trouble anyway. Wilson is trying his best (but his best may not be what's best for House).
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House gets himself a girlfriend. Life goes downhill from there.
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- Part 1 of F*ck You, Delilah.
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15 Aug 2025
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"House has read every paper on it from early publications in 100-year-old books, to recent things in Nature and other prestigious journals. It is understood that humans in love have a physical manifestation of that, though the “love organ” or whatever that is has never been found. The only time it is found is when it’s necrotic, infected, and dying from the flowers and plants taking root in there. It’s not in healthy individual lungs, so no one knows where it hides if it’s there at all. Secondly, not all unrequited love or a perception of unrequited love triggers Hanahaki. Psychiatric journals publish every day conflicting evidence on what the psychological trigger is. It’s really hard to say, and then there’s the groups of people who talk about destiny, fate, and soulmates and it gets a thousand times more convoluted.
A take on House MD in which Gregory House has had a chronic form of Hanahaki Disease for 18 years that is now going into relapse while he lives with Wilson in the Condo (set during season 6-ish).
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12 Aug 2025
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Wilson's missing.
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11 Aug 2025
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When Wilson dies in a seemingly random violent attack, House feels like he’s failed his friend and doesn’t deserve to go on. But when Wilson suddenly wakes in the morgue, House becomes determined to understand what’s happened to him and reconcile the fantastical situation with his scientific understanding of the world.
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Hilson Vampire AU set vaguely late season 3.
Explicit/18+ in chapters 7 & 11.
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09 Aug 2025
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Wilson is dying of cancer. House has found him a recklessly dangerous cure. Now they both have to reconcile with the cost.
(9 chapters + bonus content at the end)
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08 Aug 2025
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When Wilson bets House $20 to wear a tie to work, House scoffs. Easy money.
But then Wilson pulls on House's tie like a leash and his brain short circuits. It's almost too much for his horny old man brain to handle.
And then they make out about it.
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02 Aug 2025
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“You’re a sadist.”
Wilson is shrugging into his white lab coat when House barges into his office. “Can this wait? I have a lobotomy in five minutes. It’s yours. An overdue birthday gift.”
“You,” House emphasizes, “are a sadist.”
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02 Aug 2025
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Tomorrow is the beginning of the rest of their lives. House and Wilson have packed their duffle bags, withdrawn cash, and left New Jersey on their motorcycles. But before their adventure can begin, they have to stay the night in a shabby roadside motel, half an hour from Baltimore. It’s not the best, but it’s a fresh start.
But after everything that unfolded in Princeton, Wilson still has many questions. And House is as stubborn as ever.
Or; a motel, a television, take-out food, and a conversation that’ll change House and Wilson’s lives forever.
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30 Jul 2025
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House is stuck living the same Friday over and over and over and over again. A Groundhog Day AU with a medical mystery, the pursuit of true love, and egregious references to Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell.
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28 Jul 2025