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Bilbo Baggins is a legal consult for the Fellowship production company owned by the ever elusive Gandalf, no last name shared. The man was a business tycoon first, but apparently took up playing cupid in his free time by meddling in the lives of his employees. Just a single, inconsequential business deal to harvest resources from a neighboring town resulted in the most stressful yet... somehow blissful period of his life.
Updates aim to release on Wednesdays, on either a weekly or bi-weekly basis, depending on the author's schedule.
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After a particularly nasty encounter during a mission for Philanthropy, Snake asks Otacon to tell him a story. The dots start connecting once he notices the similarities between something he wasn't supposed to learn from his master years prior.
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3 times Bruno was arrested, and the 1 time he let himself get caught. by devilspre_death
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 Feb 2025
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"May I ask you a question, Bucciarati?"
"Of course. What's on your mind?
“I dare not ask how long, but I know you’ve been in this… business for a long time. Have you ever been caught… back when you were new? When you were nobody?”
"That depends on what you mean by 'caught'."
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Bruno is a master at avoiding the police or convincing them to look the other way. Only one man has ever managed to latch those cuffs around his wrists, and he managed to do so 3 times. Well... maybe 4, depending on how you look at it.
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Cold Hands by devilspre_death
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Feb 2025
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Bruno Bucciarati, along with everyone else, ended up surviving their physical injuries after the events of Golden Wind. The mental wounds don't close as easily, though.
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Sugar & Spice by Morg47
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
04 Apr 2025
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What he expected to see when he walked into the room was Thorin looking over documents. Maybe the television would be on but with the volume turned low. His suitcase might be set on a rack or even on top of a dresser with some of his things neatly lined up next to it or in the drawers.
Possibly, it would be sitting on one of the beds.
What Bilbo found, however, was not that.
Sure, Thorin was there. He was reading through documents and looked quite fetching in his glasses. He did have his suitcase sitting neatly to the side with only a few things out.
But the detail, the small little detail that really drew Bilbo’s attention wasn’t any of that.
It was the single king-sized bed.
Or! Gandalf sends two of his employees on a trip to negotiate an important deal. And they do! They do their jobs. But shenanigans also occur.
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03 Dec 2025
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Hal’s face goes red from his Adam’s apple to the tips of his ears.
“That’s not very funny, Dave.”
“I’m not joking.”
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27 Jul 2025
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After New York, they're stuck together in a house. Hal's acting off, and there's barely anything to do.
Dave finds out what's wrong, eventually.
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27 Jul 2025
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On a road trip into Wilson's past, House finds out a little more than he wanted to know.
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06 Jun 2025
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House has a theory, and he's going to test it.
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06 Jun 2025