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Theatre Kid Is A Slur by milf_obtainer6969
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Mar 2022
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“You’re the guy who shoved me into a locker!”
Schlatt looks at him incredulously.
“What?”
“During freshman orientation! I walked up to you and asked if you knew where the science hallway was.”
“And then I shoved you into a locker?”
“No, then you told me that you weren’t going to give directions to a guy who looked like he did math for fun. And then I told you you looked like Abraham Lincoln and said ‘Please, Mr. President, an autograph for the poor?’, and then you shoved me into a locker.”
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In a haze of y2k delusion, questionable sentences, and maybe a little too much alcohol, high school theatre is a rite of passage into going from an annoying teenager to an annoying adult. Throw in Heathers, relationship drama, longing, and enough "your mom" jokes to annihilate the psyche of anyone near enough to hear, and it's a recipe for disaster.
In which a bunch of theatre kids slowly grow into theatre adults, and make some questionable choices along the way.
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Bookmarked by mausy (dilfobtainer_420)
18 Mar 2022
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The kids don't just scratch the game - they break it, forcing it to eject them back into reality. However, it doesn't send them back home.
The four humans find themselves scattered on Alternia, and it's not even the Alternia they had been told about. Their troll friends are there, but they're not the same.
Even staying alive long enough to find each other again might be easier said than done.
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Bookmarked by mausy (dilfobtainer_420)
15 Apr 2024
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While everyone knew of the three laws of robotics, few were those that knew about the main two laws, or protocols, which all animatronics at the new establishment of Fazbear Ent. followed.
Protocol One, which states that no animatronic may hurt, injure or kill any guests, with full authorizations to protect them from any perceived threats.
And Protocol Zero, which states that any minor must be protected and helped at all costs, to the point of overriding other routines and protocols.
In which instead being Freddy the first animatronic Gregory meets, he meets the Daycare Attendants.
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04 Nov 2023
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Father of Mine by oceansgrey
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Feb 2022
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'The divorce papers sat in front of him, as if mocking him, her half all neatly signed, the papers underneath the serving for the divorce showing that she signed her rights away to both children.'
In which Toji, upon being left by his (now-ex) wife, is stuck in charge of Megumi and Tsumiki, and has to attempt to be a decent parent, and somehow lands a job as the new weapons and combat specialist at Jujutsu Tech's Tokyo campus.
(Temporarily Abandoned)
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31 Oct 2023
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Last Chance for Magnanimity by FriedEggOnMyLeg
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), SCP Foundation
16 Oct 2022
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You have a newfound appreciation for all living things. Human or demon, it doesn't matter. You won't let anything take them away from you ever again.
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Apocalyptic survivor who hates the sun wakes up in Demon Slayer and proceeds to befriend anything that breathes.
[Kimetsu no Yaiba X SCP 001 Survivor!Reader]