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  1. Public Bookmark 7

    for you, i keep my legs apart by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    16 Jul 2022

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    rosemary smut with feelings because they are in love and it is beautiful

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    30 Jun 2025

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    DON JUAN MANLET KING by

    Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap, Homestuck 2, Don Juan Manlet King  

    13 Oct 2019

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    Everyone already seems to have made up their mind about who Jake English is. God, notorious TV star, multimedia personality, proud owner of one of the largest techno-innovation companies on Earth C — And the world's finest ass. But despite his great rapport with the press, there's little to be said by the man himself. He's almost reached his eternal mid-twenties with nothing but faulty luck, a terrible track record on relationships, and a good dose of vodka under his belt.

    Well, that is, until a bad trip brings about a manic nightmare milf from a dead universe.
     
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    16 Apr 2025

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    DIRK TOPS by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    05 Mar 2020

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    Ever think about how Dirk Strider got full narrative awareness of the fanfics where he's the big scary hunk in charge and went "i can do that" when he wasn't, in fact, able to do that? i do. i think about that.

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    14 Apr 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 12

    But Satisfaction Brought It Back by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    26 Dec 2020

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    Jake and Ultimate Dirk try a long distance relationship.

    As far as Canon is concerned, this could only ever result in a disaster of catastrophic proportions.

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    14 Apr 2025

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    Sympathy for Mr.Whiskers by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    02 Jul 2020

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    A forlorn Jake English is encouraged to discover the extent of his influence over Brain Ghost Dirk, blissfully unaware of the side-effects.

    (Needless to say, he gets far more than what he bargained for.)
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    14 Apr 2025