10 Bookmarks by dir_k
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rosemary smut with feelings because they are in love and it is beautiful
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30 Jun 2025
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DON JUAN MANLET KING by Tomatograter
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap, Homestuck 2, Don Juan Manlet King
13 Oct 2019
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Everyone already seems to have made up their mind about who Jake English is. God, notorious TV star, multimedia personality, proud owner of one of the largest techno-innovation companies on Earth C — And the world's finest ass. But despite his great rapport with the press, there's little to be said by the man himself. He's almost reached his eternal mid-twenties with nothing but faulty luck, a terrible track record on relationships, and a good dose of vodka under his belt.
Well, that is, until a bad trip brings about a manic nightmare milf from a dead universe.
[UPD8'S IN PROGRESS]- Language:
- English
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- 12,199
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Comments:
- 142
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16 Apr 2025
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Ever think about how Dirk Strider got full narrative awareness of the fanfics where he's the big scary hunk in charge and went "i can do that" when he wasn't, in fact, able to do that? i do. i think about that.
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14 Apr 2025
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Jake and Ultimate Dirk try a long distance relationship.
As far as Canon is concerned, this could only ever result in a disaster of catastrophic proportions.
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- Part 2 of Bell the Prince
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14 Apr 2025
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A forlorn Jake English is encouraged to discover the extent of his influence over Brain Ghost Dirk, blissfully unaware of the side-effects.
(Needless to say, he gets far more than what he bargained for.)Series
- Part 1 of Bell the Prince
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14 Apr 2025
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A simple exchange of physical contact generally leaves Jake bored and itching to be by his lonesome. But again: some exchanges are not simple.
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07 Apr 2025
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A tale in which second guessing feelings leads to the oddest came of cat and mouse. Jane, Roxy, Calliope, and Hal witness the spectacle that is Jake and Dirk pining after each other, with the beautiful chorus of face palms at every advance the two attempt to make.
The solution to the problem? A typo.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,105
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 2
- Kudos:
- 40
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- 2
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- 404
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06 Nov 2023
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"They fit together in a way that Dirk could never explain, and no matter which way one or the other moved, it always felt as though some higher power had designed them as puzzle pieces with the implicit intention of them being in each other’s arms."
Short DirkJake cuddles are go.
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25 Oct 2023
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Backing up one of my tumblr-only jamfics before tumblr nukes itself.
In which Jake English drops in unexpectedly to visit his old pal Jane, and runs into Jane's wider social circle, and takes a fancy to the tall bloke.
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- English
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- 3,576
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 24
- Kudos:
- 443
- Bookmarks:
- 54
- Hits:
- 2,811
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17 Oct 2023
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folder has had enough
its about time they got their revengeSeries
- Part 1 of red folder
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17 Oct 2023