dirtdirk
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bound, by wild desire, i fell into a ring of fire. by dirtdirk
Fandoms: Smosh (Video Blogging RPF)
30 May 2026
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Spencer has his arm slung around my shoulder, man spreading into my space despite how small the chair already was with both of us in it. Spencer didn't care at all, talking with Amanda about something I cannot care to pay attention to. Those warm brown eyes suddenly turned to me and he smiled, teeth and gums flashing.
or; shayne and spencer share a seat on smosh mouth and shayne gets hard about it
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Something else in the drawer catches his eye: a leather triangle with some silver hardware. He picks it up with his spare hand and more leather straps come down to dangle beneath it.
Oh.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It's a strap-on. Holland's strap-on.
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Healy finds March's strap. They fuck about it.
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11 Sep 2026
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Lately, the Nice Guys Detective Agency has been doing well financially.
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- Part 11 of Kinktober 2026 - RGCU Summer edition
- Part 11 of 🌠🌸💌anon's RGCU anthology
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23 Aug 2026
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Holland talks a big game. Jack holds him to it.
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21 Aug 2026
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Holland March moves through the world mouth first, schmoozing before he tries simple manners. He hums, whistles, and sings under his breath every time there’s a pause in conversation. He shouts out whatever ideas cross his mind even if someone else was already speaking at the time.
All of that to say. It’s weird that he’s quiet when they fuck.
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- Part 2 of bang, bang, bang
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17 Aug 2026
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Hey, Sweetheart. You're Awfully Quiet. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
01 Aug 2026
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Grace has many Earth sayings that Rocky has grown fond of. To use one of his most favorite, in Rocky’s defense, he had assumed that humans, due to their unfortunate condition of being extraneously fleshy and containing concerning amounts of liquid, were being dramatic, as humans often are, about the impact of small scale penetration for slightly extended periods of time. But Rocky loves his Grace very much and likes giving him nice things, so he intends to uncover the truth for himself.
Upon further investigation, he fears the humans were not, in fact, being dramatic.
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Or, Rocky figures out what a butt plug is, decides to secretly test run one on himself to figure out how to eventually put it in Grace, and gets his shit wrecked, in that order.
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08 Aug 2026