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Something else in the drawer catches his eye: a leather triangle with some silver hardware. He picks it up with his spare hand and more leather straps come down to dangle beneath it.
Oh.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
It's a strap-on. Holland's strap-on.
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Healy finds March's strap. They fuck about it.
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11 Sep 2026
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Lately, the Nice Guys Detective Agency has been doing well financially.
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- Part 11 of Kinktober 2026 - RGCU Summer edition
- Part 11 of 🌠🌸💌anon's RGCU anthology
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23 Aug 2026
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Holland talks a big game. Jack holds him to it.
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21 Aug 2026
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Holland March moves through the world mouth first, schmoozing before he tries simple manners. He hums, whistles, and sings under his breath every time there’s a pause in conversation. He shouts out whatever ideas cross his mind even if someone else was already speaking at the time.
All of that to say. It’s weird that he’s quiet when they fuck.
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- Part 2 of bang, bang, bang
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17 Aug 2026
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Hey, Sweetheart. You're Awfully Quiet. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
01 Aug 2026
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Grace has many Earth sayings that Rocky has grown fond of. To use one of his most favorite, in Rocky’s defense, he had assumed that humans, due to their unfortunate condition of being extraneously fleshy and containing concerning amounts of liquid, were being dramatic, as humans often are, about the impact of small scale penetration for slightly extended periods of time. But Rocky loves his Grace very much and likes giving him nice things, so he intends to uncover the truth for himself.
Upon further investigation, he fears the humans were not, in fact, being dramatic.
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Or, Rocky figures out what a butt plug is, decides to secretly test run one on himself to figure out how to eventually put it in Grace, and gets his shit wrecked, in that order.
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08 Aug 2026
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black hole fantasy by hertzbenign
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
31 Aug 2026
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"What if I help you?" Grace blurts out desperately, sweating even in the coolness of his house as his words finally manage to stop Adrian from storming out.
"What?" Adrian says after a tense moment.
"I can prove it to everyone," Grace says, his heart in his throat. "I'll - I'll make you and Rocky the most celebrated couple on Erid. I promise."
"Stupid human," Adrian hisses. "You would give up your chance for him just like that?"
"Yes," Grace says hoarsely.
"Anything for him."
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Adrian does not like Grace.
Which sucks, really, since Grace loves Adrian's husband and all.
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There was no logical reason for the item of clothing to be there.
(I could not find the tags to add but I DO NOT USE A.I. I am just like this)
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06 Aug 2026
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risks of prophylactic surgery before extended-duration spaceflight by longwaytogallifrey
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 Jul 2026
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“Hey, you’re the one who loves hearing my heartbeat.” Wait, nope, shouldn’t’ve said that. That definitely seems like too much, somehow. I feel my cheeks heating up.
Rocky’s claws fidget against the xenonite. “Yes. I do. Is good sound,” he insists, more quietly than I’d expected. “Means you still alive."
“Yeah.” I’m so alive right now that I can feel the pulse jumping in my throat. “That’s, um. That’s good.”
In the back of my mind, a very cool and rational part of myself is telling me: hey, since you’re on the subject of internal organs, why not take this opportunity to ask Rocky to feel you up so he can check on your appendix/gallbladder situation? Unfortunately, the rest of my mind just heard ask Rocky to feel you up and had the psychic equivalent of a seizure.
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16 Jul 2026
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So we figured it out. by Mokxhi
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
26 Apr 2026
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Rocky figures out the xenonite suit.
-There needs to be more GraceRocky dry humping each other out of desperation! *Bangs Fist*-
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09 Jul 2026
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Little Science Lapdog by Likelightinglass
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
13 Sep 2026
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Ryland Grace has some inappropriate thoughts sitting in Eva Stratt's office alone.
When she comes in, he gets to learn some new things about himself and what he likes.
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26 Jun 2026
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During a casual makeout session, Lars embraces a wave of bravery that results in the further exploration of his relationship with his boyfriend.
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15 Jun 2026
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For A Minute There, I Lost Myself by sundaychurch
Fandoms: Drive (2011), Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
06 Jun 2026
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Lars has to be okay with maybe losing something. That’s what the entire basis of life is. Finding something. Having it. Losing it.
He can have it now. Right now, he has this. He’s had this for a long time. He doesn’t want it to end for a long time. It will. Just because it will, doesn’t mean he can’t know it at all.
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Bookmarked by dirtdirk
15 Jun 2026
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“You want to watch me take my clothes off. For science,” Grace said slowly.
Rocky nodded. “Why not? Can already almost see body with hearing. Want to see with eyes. Curious.”
“That's not something you say casually! Or admit casually! Good lord!” Grace sputtered.
“No secrets between friends!"
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What's a little dryhumping between friends am I right fellas?
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09 Jun 2026
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all i really want is You by fzanchikk
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
05 Jun 2026
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Adrian’s ‘Avatar’ Programme has Rocky working overtime. Unfortunately, Ryland Grace is a needy, horny, and pent-up son-of-a-bitch.
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- Part 2 of GraceRocktiz !
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06 Jun 2026
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Rabbot frottage.
Jack wanted it. But Robby had to get to work. Jack didn't push but... he'd never been the most patient person.
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Bro can you stop fucking around ?
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08 Oct 2025
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forget about your boyfriend (and meet me at the hotel room) by steelydeelydan
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Oct 2025
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Dirk and Roxy try some bondage. It's just smut.
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- Part 2 of Oh No, He's Hot!
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sometimes you shouldnt write porn and listen to meme music but what do i know by Anonymous
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Jul 2025
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Dirk has a massive crush on Grandpa Harley and then they have sex or something.
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Jake English lives alone in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. He's got his vegetable patches, his quaint little flock of hens, and his old hunting rifle from his Gran. It's lonely, but he's content with his life.
When his hens start going missing, Jake assumes it's a simple predator, and reinforces his coop to keep the thing out. When his hens continue to go missing, Jake is spurred into finding the culprit himself.
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02 Sep 2025
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Anthony feels his face get hot as he shuts the laptop. He doesn’t know what he would do while asleep and that’s the problem. Maybe if this were normal sleepwalking where he just walks around the house, but he’s doing all these activities, all these things that are centered around Ian and the thought makes him nervous.
Anthony worries about it all day, and at night he asks Ian to hand cuff him to the headboard in his own room.
“Don’t let me out,” Anthony says firmly, “like with the chains.”
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- Part 12 of Kinktober 2023
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07 Jul 2025