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  1. Rec 99

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    So, Shane has a little…feeling about Ilya. Ever since that raunchy moment in the hotel he came hands-free from just playing with his pecs (your gorgeous tits, Ilya’s voice in his head supplies), he’s noticed a growing pattern of behavior.

    Ilya won’t leave his chest the hell alone.

     

    [or: five times shane notices ilya’s overt attention on his chest, and one time he calls him out on it.]

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    26 Jan 2026

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    “Sir I’m just a bellboy, you can’t treat the staff like that!”

    “Oh I think I know how the staff likes to be treated after all these years”

     

    Or, the roleplay scene in episode 6 extended bc it hasn’t left my mind since I first saw it.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    With his face contorted into a scowl that Rose warned him would become permanent one day, Shane opened the door to reveal one of the hottest men he had ever seen, shirtless, holding his long-lost cat.

    Instead of being suave or even just normal about the combination strippergram/pet deliveryman on his doorstep, Shane opted to blow it immediately.

    “Where the fuck have you been?” Shane yelled.

    A Neighbors AU in which Ilya is the annoying guy next door and Shane tries to deal with it.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    Eddie wakes up with someone’s arms wrapped around him. Which is very concerning because he went to bed alone last night, like he’s done every night for over a year now.

    He scrambles out of the bed, completely ungracefully, landing flat on his ass in a room that is unmistakably not his own. His heart hammers in his chest as he tries to make sense of it all in his just woken state. He peers over the mattress, to the person that was holding him, and he’s pretty sure his heart gives out all together.

    Maddie?

    She yawns from the bed, not opening her eyes, curling further into the pillow. “It’s too early, Howie, the alarm hasn’t gone off yet.”

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    Or, Eddie and Chimney accidentally swap bodies.

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    24 Sep 2025

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    "You’re all headed out to Oklahoma in a week.”

    Derek snaps his head up, stares at him in horror, “No, boss.”

    Yes,” Finstock insists in a steely voice. “The NSSL have been on at us for a year about some decent exposure, and I think you’re just the team to do it.”

    “I haven’t done weather since college,” Derek protests.

    Boyd snorts again, presumably because he’s thinking back to the time when Derek and the weather last collided and he…. well, did the guy into the weather for a brief, wonderful, terribly foolish time. But, Boyd needs to shut up before Derek punches him on the nose.

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    08 Nov 2024