4 Works by doesthiscouchmakemelookdead
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Hearts Were Made to be Broken by doesthiscouchmakemelookdead
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
15 Nov 2025
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“Essentially, the Force bond was searching for its missing half.” Obi-Wan jumped in to explain. “It's… soulmate, if you will. And now, that need has transferred to Cody.”
“In other words, if you don’t kiss someone in the next, oh, month or so, your body will continue eroding from the inside until you implode into a puddle of flesh.” Skywalker clarified helpfully.
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So, just find someone you love who loves you back. Should be simple enough, except Cody is already hopelessly in love with someone. And Obi-Wan would never feel the same way. So he resigns himself to his death, but Rex is determined to set Cody up with the man he loves. And Obi-Wan might be a little less ‘unreciprocal’ than either of them thought. Okay, maybe a lot less.
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when the party’s over (i’ve learned to lose you) by doesthiscouchmakemelookdead
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
11 Nov 2025
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Obi-Wan couldn’t bear to let it go on like this, wanting and dreading in equal measure, waiting to ask the question that he knew would turn Cody, all his undeserved kindness, away for good, and then at least Obi-Wan wouldn’t have to suffer whatever slow death this disease had in store for him. So when Cody turned around holding a chipped ceramic mug (the one I gave him, part of Obi-Wan’s brain registered dimly) he pulled down the collar of his robes so Cody could see the gray lines streaking acrossacrossed his skin.
“Oh.” Cody said softly, recognition registering in his eyes.
“Will you-“ Obi-Wan couldn’t make himself finish the sentence. He didn't even care about his pride anymore, but he couldn’t believe he would ever ask something like this of Cody, who was so strong and brave and beautiful and that was just the kriffing problem-
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You can’t possibly pine for the person you’re actively having sex with right? Challenge accepted.
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And Still I Dream He’ll Come To Me by doesthiscouchmakemelookdead
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
09 Oct 2025
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A month after Order 66, Obi-Wan is already done with living alone on Tattoine. And he wasn’t going to do anything stupid this time, he really wasn’t, but it’s not entirely his fault that he got captured by the Empire. And it’s really not his fault that one of the Troopers on the ship where he is being held is his Commander, who he may or may not be desperately in love with despite Cody’s attempt to kill him. But Cody doesn’t want to be on that ship. So it would be irresponsible not to rescue him, really.
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Attack of the Toilets by doesthiscouchmakemelookdead
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Skibidi Toilet - DaFuq!?Boom! (Web Series)
08 Oct 2025
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Darth Sidious is tired of waiting for Anakin Skywalker to fall. So he releases the horrible force vision he has had on the galaxy: Skibidi Toilet. But all the threat does is bring everyone together- and that will be Sidious’ undoing…