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Call a Jack a Jack, a Spade a Spade, But Always Call a Whore a Gentleman. by donthateme_x
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Mar 2022
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His name was Bakugou Katsuki, and he’d been gyrating through Hitoshi’s dreams for months.
Oh, wait. No, he's actually gyrating right now.
Aizawa calls Hitoshi a cuck, Uraraka likes to be called 'Daddy' in bed, Dabi gets punched in the face, Midoriya is the human Yakuza wikipedia, Ashido may be having a stroke, Todoroki wants to be choked, and Bakugou...
Well, Bakugou gives Hitoshi a lapdance.
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bad girls go to heaven by donthateme_x
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Dec 2021
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Kat keeps running into what's-her-name. She's a mouthy lil shit, but he can't figure out why he's so drawn to her. She's got a great ass and a quick wit, but just what is it about Uraraka?
What he /does/ know for a goddamn fact is that she's hiding something.. From all of them.
~*another one of those 'there's just something about her' tropes, but with more Yakuza*~
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Denki's College Grad Survival Guide for the Horny by donthateme_x for NyteFuri
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Dec 2021
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Shinsou curls a finger under his chin. “You got experience being /filled/, don’t you, baby?”
Denki finally gives in and pinches his own hip as hard as he can. He bites his tongue. He’s /definitely/ awake, and he’s definitely going to bruise.
“If you want a lil’ bit of pain, all you gotta do is ask,” Shinsou drawls. He dips his head and runs his nose against Denki’s cheekbone. It makes him shiver. “That’s adorable.” He mouths along Denki’s jaw down to his neck. “Yanno, I’ve noticed a few things over the past few months, and I’ve gotta say it’s impressive... How about a proposition?”
“A- a proposition?”
>> Or, a oneshot where Denki has turned homework into foreplay olympics, and Hitoshi offers his ~*equipment*~ as a study aid.
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Spit in my mouth. Please and thank you. by donthateme_x
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Nov 2021
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This is a whole ass fic of really just Todoroki spitting in Hanta's mouth, and Hanta thanking him for it.
With a lot of pop culture references and puns galore.
~Honestly, I have no idea what this is. My spit kink overtook my soul, and I dragged Seroroki down with me. Wallow with us.
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second chance mistakes by abby1kenobi (orphan_account), donthateme_x
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Aug 2021
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“They say everyone needs a second chance. I am willing to give you one - provided you are ready to accept it.”
alternatively, touya todoroki takes it upon himself to deliver peace.
or, abby1 finally convinced hate to write an mcd fic together.
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Trial of the Valkyrie by Daevastanner
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
02 May 2022
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**Inspired by OUTLANDER - Daily releases starting 4/09 -- 480+ pages complete**
Following the events of ACOSF, the Valkyrie must answer for their victory in the Blood Rite and face trial before the Illyrian Tribunal in Windhaven. Corporal punishment is certain, but there is one way around it for Gwyneth Berdara: Marriage.
“As Gwyneth Berdara’s husband, I invoke the right to accept whatever punishment is determined on her behalf.”
Slowly, the three Magistrates’ heads swiveled to Gwyn. The priestess swallowed hard.
“Miss Berdara,” Crispin said, “You can confirm that you are the wife of Spymaster Azriel?”
She did not hesitate. “Yes.”
Celio’s brows furrowed, while Crispin exhaled heavily.
“Thank you, for confirming, Miss Berdara,” Fabius said, his voice slick with mock amiability. “Please note that we reserve the right to call your union into question if we find justification.” He shifted his attention to Azriel. “Sustained, Spymaster Azriel.”Series
- Part 2 of Trial of the Valkyrie Series
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16 Dec 2024
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Sathia and Tharion are strangers figuring out how to make their marriage work, while the world around them is struggling to begin anew.
Sathia and Tharion after the events of CC3.
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14 Dec 2024
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Hermione Granger has a career she loves, friends she can depend on, and a nice set of hand towels for her new flat.
She's single and tired of tiresome men, but that doesn't stop her from wearing beautiful lingerie underneath her serious Ministry skirts.
Or having pictures taken in naughty knickers.
Just once.
For herself.Draco Malfoy doesn't get upset at the sight of blood, which is good, because he sees a lot of it.
What he doesn't see a lot of is Hermione Granger in her unmentionables.
Usually.A series of meetings and mix-ups in which one cannot possibly mean done.
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- Part 1 of Workplace Shenanigans
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26 Nov 2024
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An ancient power has required generations of purebloods to pledge their lives to the blood pact. Draco has long known he was born to uphold this tradition; but Hermione's parents have secrets, hidden details about her heritage… and soon it will be her turn to cast in with fate. Dramione AU
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11 Nov 2024
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Single father Draco Malfoy adored his son.
And had decided that for his first Yule, Scorp deserved a priceless gift for being such a good little boy. And what was more priceless than getting him a mother?
Getting him Granger as a mother.
(Which would be a very convenient present as Draco Malfoy was terribly and irrevocably in love with her.)