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    There are a few things that Alastor can say are true: Hell is forever. Television was a terrible mistake. He should be dead.

    That he is not dead is a source of some small ongoing difficulty. But if this is what Alastor has to work with, he’ll find a way.

    Or, in this particular case, a way will find him.

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    01 Nov 2025

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    It's only for Charlie's sake that Lucifer is relieved when Alastor shows back up at the hotel.

    It's only for Charlie's sake that Lucifer confronts Alastor about his strange behavior in his two weeks since returning.

    It's most definitely only for Charlie's sake when Lucifer spends a full week healing the angelic wound plaguing the radio demon.

    For Charlie. It's all for Charlie.

    But, what if it's not?

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    31 Oct 2025

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    Look, it isn't that Lucifer wants to help Alastor, it's just that he might owe the bastard juuuust a little for everything he's done for Charlie.

    Now the only problem is getting Alastor to let him.

    (Spoilers for finale episode.)

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    29 Oct 2025

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    Charlie has never exactly been great with social cues.

    Not that she doesn’t understand them! Because she does. Most of the time. But she’s gotten a lot better at reading them after opening Hazbin Hotel. She’s learning little things about her staff in the process, too. Like how Husk’s pupils dilate whenever Angel says his name or how Cherri sometimes stares in the direction of Sir Pentious’ portrait without a single word.

    Like how Alastor always shies away from touch but has lately been allowing light brushes of arms and very brief hugs.

    Even now, he’s spinning her dad around by the shoulders to point out a decoration on the lobby wall, letting his hand linger on her dad’s arm and…and…

    Wait. What?!

    Since when has Alastor and her dad ever gotten along?

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    29 Oct 2025

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    Alastor rallies the Hotel Gang to announce his and Lucifer's pretend relationship. Unfortunately, things get a little out of hand.

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    Charlie is excited to make a lesson plan, Vaggie wants to strangle Alastor, Lucifer want's to impress Charlie, and Alastor wants to die.

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    29 Oct 2025