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There are a few things that Alastor can say are true: Hell is forever. Television was a terrible mistake. He should be dead.
That he is not dead is a source of some small ongoing difficulty. But if this is what Alastor has to work with, he’ll find a way.
Or, in this particular case, a way will find him.
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01 Nov 2025
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It's only for Charlie's sake that Lucifer is relieved when Alastor shows back up at the hotel.
It's only for Charlie's sake that Lucifer confronts Alastor about his strange behavior in his two weeks since returning.
It's most definitely only for Charlie's sake when Lucifer spends a full week healing the angelic wound plaguing the radio demon.
For Charlie. It's all for Charlie.
But, what if it's not?
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31 Oct 2025
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Balancing the Scales by keelywolfe
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Feb 2024
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Look, it isn't that Lucifer wants to help Alastor, it's just that he might owe the bastard juuuust a little for everything he's done for Charlie.
Now the only problem is getting Alastor to let him.
(Spoilers for finale episode.)
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- Part 1 of RadioApple Standalones
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29 Oct 2025
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Charlie has never exactly been great with social cues.
Not that she doesn’t understand them! Because she does. Most of the time. But she’s gotten a lot better at reading them after opening Hazbin Hotel. She’s learning little things about her staff in the process, too. Like how Husk’s pupils dilate whenever Angel says his name or how Cherri sometimes stares in the direction of Sir Pentious’ portrait without a single word.
Like how Alastor always shies away from touch but has lately been allowing light brushes of arms and very brief hugs.
Even now, he’s spinning her dad around by the shoulders to point out a decoration on the lobby wall, letting his hand linger on her dad’s arm and…and…
Wait. What?!
Since when has Alastor and her dad ever gotten along?
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29 Oct 2025
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Chaggie's Totally Legitimate Dating 101 Crash Course by X_Gon_Give_It
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
18 Aug 2024
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Alastor rallies the Hotel Gang to announce his and Lucifer's pretend relationship. Unfortunately, things get a little out of hand.
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Charlie is excited to make a lesson plan, Vaggie wants to strangle Alastor, Lucifer want's to impress Charlie, and Alastor wants to die.
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- Part 4 of Just Kiss Already
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29 Oct 2025
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Hell's inhabitants are running wild with the news of Lucifer and Alastor's recent "scandal." On his outing to meet with the other Overlords, Alastor contemplates how to get rid of this annoying rumor...or how to manipulate it to his advantage.
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Alastor wants to talk about Charlie's hotel, please and thank you, the Overlords want that hot gossip, and Vox is having a meltdown.
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- Part 3 of Just Kiss Already
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29 Oct 2025
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It's the grand reopening of the hotel and things aren't going too bad. Lucifer's trying to be the best, supportive dad he can be for Charlie, but in a deserted hall, he gets a little sidetracked.
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Alastor is bad at asking for help and Lucifer begrudgingly does something about it.
(Sequel to "De-Lovely")
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- Part 2 of Just Kiss Already
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28 Oct 2025
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It's a late and Lucifer can't sleep. He heads downstairs for a nightcap and finds more than he expects.
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Alastor likes to cook in the middle of the night and these two can't go two minutes without throwing hands.
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- Part 1 of Just Kiss Already
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28 Oct 2025
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Now, Alastor expected the arguments and disputes that they got into — revelled in them even, the favourite parts of his day were seeing the king's poise crumble like a poorly stacked house of cards.
What he didn't foresee was the sultry glances and flirty drawls directed at him sporadically, catching him so off guard he'd make a radio scratch. Someone help him understand what the hell is going on.
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Lucifer can't help but like the chatty overlord that can match him in witty banter, so much that he decides to make a move.
Alternatively; Alastor malfuctions when the king of hell suddenly starts flirting with him.Series
- Part 1 of appleradio fics 🍎📻
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27 Oct 2025
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The thing about Alastor, Lucifer was discovering, was that you couldn’t just give him a compliment. A normal person you could chat them up, tell them you liked their hair or their shirt, or that, hey, the way your tail flicks when you’re excited is disturbingly cute and they would probably say something like ‘thank you’ or ‘how kind’ or quite possibly ‘fuck off’. They were in hell, after all.
Alastor, not being what anyone would call normal even when considering the interesting gradient of ‘normal’ when it came to hell, was not that simple.
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27 Oct 2025
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soul alone (and soul really matters to me) by highinfinities
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
17 Mar 2024
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The whole ‘relationship with a flesh eating, impossible to read, touch-averse, emotionless asshole’ thing was going pretty well.
or Lucifer and Alastor navigate their newfound relationship and Lucifer tries to get to know the unknown.
(follow up to 'you're out of touch(im out of time)' but can be read as a standalone)
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- Part 2 of dating alastor 101: a step by step guide
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If there's anything Lucifer has learned from his sunshiney daughter, it's that you've gotta kill them with kindness!
Or: Lucifer learns physical touch really gets under Alastor's skin. To appease Charlie, he starts showering Alastor with hugs and the like whenever he pisses him off. That way, Charlie is none the wiser to what he's doing, and Alastor gets a taste of his own medicine.
..The problem begins when Alastor starts seeking him out for affection.
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- Part 1 of dating alastor 101: a step by step guide
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There was no single point at which Yuri realized, understood, and became resigned to the fact that Otabek was an idiot. No, this process occurred slowly, after a series of small events stacked together until he could no longer ignore the painful truth.
Otabek Altin is an unmitigated dumbass.
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19 Oct 2025
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"You’ll have to come here to get it,” Yuri wrote.
Otabek smiled at the lack of denial Yuri showed for taking the scarf. “Maybe I will.”
“Try and take it back if you can.”
Otabek stared at his phone screen. Wait, was Yuri flirting with him?Or while scrolling through Instagram, Otabek realizes where his missing scarf went.
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19 Oct 2025
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Yuri Plisetsky's life gets thrown out of order when a hot neighbor moves in next door. Unfortunately for Yuri, his new neighbor also happens to be a serial killer. Yuri is convinced he is going to be the next victim. So, there's that.
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18 Oct 2025
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What's with you asshole
Otabek sat stunned before looking at it again. That couldn’t be right. His soulmate wasn’t going to say that the first time they met.
Otabek looked once again.
What’s with you asshole was neatly printed on his left thigh.
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The soulmate au where the first words your soulmate says to you are tattooed on your skin. Otabek can't wait to get his but the mark is not what he expected. Neither is his soulmate.Bookmarked by dr_perambulate
18 Oct 2025
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Otabek is visiting Russia and Yuri couldn’t be happier with the chance to spend some quality time with his friend. To celebrate Otabek’s first night, the two of them go out to a bar with Mila in tow. The music is fun, Yuri is experiencing vodka for the first time and everything is going perfectly.
…That is, until Mila starts flirting with Otabek.
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17 Oct 2025
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Otabek has never really considered the idea of sending or receiving inappropriate pictures. It never interested him or crossed his mind. Until he thinks about the idea of Yuri Plisetsky sending him inappropriate pictures and then it becomes the only thing he can ever think about.
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17 Oct 2025
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fingers crossed my obsession with you is tameable by seaworn
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
05 Jan 2017
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“I think I didn’t quite grasp it. Show me again?” Yuri asked breathlessly.
Otabek bit his lower lip, eyes lighting up in joy.
“Alright.”
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Yuri and Otabek meet on New Year's Eve.
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- Part 1 of i am to see to it that i do not lose you
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15 Oct 2025
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Otabek is a straightforward person, and he expects others to be straightforward with him. So he's at a loss to explain why JJ keeps trying to pick a fight, and why Yuri is so angry about it. To be honest, he's a bit disappointed; he'd hoped Yuri would be more focused on him...
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14 Oct 2025