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    It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.

    (This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)

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    “Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.

    “There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”

    “How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”

    “Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.

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    Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
    中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721

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    “You will not take them from me. A sorcerer bound you once, O Fell Beast, and now this scholar binds you again. I banish you, Galdera, back to the depths of Hell. On my life, you will never see the dawn again!”

    With most of the Travelers killed in the battle against Galdera, Cyrus casts one final, dangerous spell in an attempt to seal the evil god once and for all. One by one, alive again but their memories shaky, the Travelers awaken in a new and unfamiliar land, scattered from each other. As they search for their missing friends, the Travelers join fresh faces on an adventure to reach the Dawn.

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    Astarion is near the docks when he feels Cazador's compulsion on him snap. He doesn't think twice. He just takes the next available ship out of Baldur's Gate. Its destination: The City of Splendors. Waterdeep.

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    Gale takes back the glass, now empty, and then seems to fidget a little. “There is something I wanted to get your opinion on- but it can wait until you’ve recovered. You don’t look well at all- no offense meant, of course.”

    “None taken,” Astarion says sweetly. “Please go on. Tell me exactly what it is about my appearance that you find lacking.”

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    When Izuku and Fumikage conducted a summoning ritual, they thought it was just for the laughs.

    Then they summon a thousand-year-old elf mage, who's hunting for more grimoires in a world with a lot of them but has no idea that they actually work. Frieren's entry into this world puts a spanner into the works of quite literally everyone, changing history forever.

    And Izuku Midoriya? Well, one can suppose that he can be a hero without a quirk when someone can teach him magic instead.

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    It’s not the pain he minds, in the end, nor the flames. He’s an Uchiha, fire is his lifeblood. No, it’s the waking up. That, he minds.

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    17 Jan 2025