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and they were roommates by dumbassing
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 May 2025
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"Narancia just shrugs, picking at a thread on the tablecloth and looking utterly miserable. Fugo can tell just by looking at him that he doesn’t want to bother anyone, and especially he doesn’t want to be a problem for Buccellati to solve. It makes Fugo’s chest tighten for some reason, the way Narancia sits there in silence like a troublesome kid who’s being scolded by his parents for not behaving the way he’s expected to.
“I don’t mind sharing my flat with him,” Fugo declares before he even realises what he is doing."
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Even after being in the mafia for a while - and for reasons that are entirely his fault - Narancia still doesn't have a home.
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reasons to be missed by dumbassing
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Feb 2022
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"Satoru Gojo doesn’t like celebrating his birthday. He never has. You’d think he was a spoiled child who loved being the center of attention, but that’s not how it is."
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Satoru has a miserable time as he turns 18 and misses his murderer, cult-leader ex boyfriend. Then he gets a surprise.
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for the Gojo money by dumbassing
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Apr 2021
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Party hard: the students play "fuck, marry, kill" after Satoru's suggestion, but he ends up regretting everything when it's Suguru's turn to answer...
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fuck you, J*nnifer Lawrence by dumbassing
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Feb 2021
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Megumi realizes that he might be in love with Yuuji, and he doesn't know what to do.
Yuuji likes tall girls with big butts, right? So why does he find himself staring at Megumi?
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That's your average highschool AU/texting fic. In which Uzumaki Naruto is bored during classes and texts his friend, but he accidentally ends up talking to a stranger named Gaara, and for some reason he doesn't stop, and for the same reason Gaara doesn't block his number.
I am incredibly late to the Naruto fandom but there's no reason why I shouldn't participate now that I've watched 700+ episodes of that gay shit right.
Also this work was largely inspired by Text Talk (link below) which is a beautiful and super wholesome Harry Potter fic that I highly recommend.
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Diphylleia Grayi by Stacytrouille
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Sep 2025
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When Suguru enrolled in the Tokyo Metropolitan Curse Technical College, Yaga cautioned him about several things. He warned him about the dangers, about the sacrifices he would have to make, and about the life he would leave behind if he chose this path. He also warned him about the rigorous training that he would have to undergo and about the pain it would bring. He even told him everything about the early death awaiting him.
However, he did not warn him about his new insufferable classmate.
A canon-divergent retelling of Satoru and Suguru's relationship, from the day they met back in 2005 to wherever their story could have led them if only they had made the right choices.
28/09/24: As they now no longer meet my standards regarding my own writing, the first few chapters of this fic will be rewritten. The story will remain unchanged, but the writing will be improved.
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19 Sep 2025
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Pieces by LittleSnowCloud
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
07 Mar 2020
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Leone has a drinking problem. That problem being that he no longer has enough money to buy the amount of alcohol he wants to consume. So, he does the only thing he really can do. He goes and gets a job at the only place desperate enough to take him- A small pastry shop run by an overworked man with too many wild teenagers calling him Pops.
But then a problem arises. This man- This Bruno Bucciarati- He does something to Leone. Wakes something in him that makes him want to be more than what he has become. It is uncomfortable. It scares him. It makes him feel as though he has been torn asunder and Bruno is remaking him with the pieces.
He starts to find that he's kind of okay with that.
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- Part 1 of Trilogy of the Sunrise Sisterhood
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13 Jun 2025
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Volta by cielelyse for YuliceChan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Dec 2023
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Gojo Satoru has a problem with obeying authority. He always has. Even when his clan elders ask him to attend omiai meetings, even when it’s an order.
So when he encounters a Special Grade curse that manages to inflict its powers upon him, Satoru finds it excruciating that throughout the year that follows it — unbeknownst to anyone else — he is forced to obey the commands of the person closest to him.
(Or: Satoru and Suguru’s relationship in their second and third years, after the events of Caesura.)
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- Part 3 of Volta
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12 Jul 2023
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Caesura by cielelyse for YuliceChan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Sep 2022
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The first time they meet, Suguru and Satoru do not like each other. Arrogant, cocky, insufferable, they think. Despite the smirks Shoko gives Suguru, or the sighs Yaga gives Satoru, they do not like each other.
Until a mission changes that.
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11 Apr 2022
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愛のある場所; river of light (that brings me to you) by survivorsguilt
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
10 Sep 2021
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A lesson in love is a lesson in swimming. Except for Suguru, it's getting dropped into the deep end with the tide licking at his neck, no kickboard or life preserver keeping him afloat.
(Or: This is how Satoru finds the ocean.)
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03 Feb 2022