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• the cock tower by dumbworm

  Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Real Person Fiction  

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  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  05 Aug 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Elon Musk/Ben Shapiro
  • sonic/elon musk
  • ben shapiro / sonic
  • elon musk/ben shapiro/sonic
  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Elon Musk
  • Ben Shapiro
  • i hope i fucking die
  • corvids shitposts
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • polyamory ben shapiro
  • im going to hell
  • im in therapy they cant fucking fix me
  • ben shapiro is gay (not clickbait)
  • if you cant make someones opinion of you better why not make it worse
  • i hope ben sees this
  • the title has nothing to do with the fic sorry
  • i just had no better ideas and there is in fact a giant dick tower in my city
  • its supposed to be a water tower i think but it just looks like a giant dick
  • Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued

  Summary

  (THIS IS A ABANDONED WORK. I AM NOT CONTINUING IT.) ben shapiro goes to college with elon musk and thinks hes the most annoying person ever. that is, until elon comes up to him and has a conversation with him. now everything hes been taught as a kid becomes irrelevant as he realizes he may not hate the people in his life because they annoy him...rather that hes fucking gay. im so sorry for writing this. as with all of my other fics i get bored, write a paragraph and then zone out and boom theres a fic

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  849

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  161

• freddy fazzballs by dumbworm

  Fandoms: Stuart Little (Movies), Ratatouille (2007)  

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  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  22 Jul 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Stuart Little/Remy (Ratatouille)
  • Alfredo Linguini
  • Stuart Little
  • Remy (Ratatouille)
  • t4t rodents
  • corvid shitposting
  • gay rats
  • I hope I die
  • they/them stuart little
  • Slowburn maybe?
  • I hate my fucking life
  • you cant stop me from writing terrible fanfiction no one can
  • my therapist heard about this
  • I'm Going to Hell
  • how to deal with trauma? fanfic!
  • sorry to my friends
  • no actually im not sorry fuck yall
  • indie kid stuart little tbh
  • god is watching and hes disappointed in us (reasonably so )
  • this is what i do instead of watch the 4000 shows people have recommended to me
  • when i get to hell satan is going to turn his head in disappointment and ill laugh
  • i kinda hinted at remy having issues w his family? no im not writing more abt that
  • remy the rat gets disowned by his dad because hes trans (not clickbait)
  • shout out to uzay this is ENTIRELY your fucking fault
  • jellyfish loving mf /lh
  • i dont think im using these tags right but
  • remy the rat x stuart little
  • this is more words then any school project ive ever made
  • CURSED FICS
  • why did I write this
  • this was written on the hospital wifi in the waiting room
  • sorry to the old lady sitting next to me who had to witness being created
  • do you guys think people from my school read these? god i hope not
  • this is not how i want to be remembered but its probably going to be
  • i work so hard for absolutely nothing

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,432

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  13

  Hits:

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• forbidden love by dumbworm

  Fandoms: VeggieTales  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  17 Jun 2022

  Tags

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  • Bob the Tomato/Larry the Cucumber
  • Bob the Tomato
  • Larry the Cucumber
  • Nick Wilde
  • what is there to even say about this.
  • I need therapy
  • everything is going to hell in my life
  • im aroace god please forgive me
  • cumber gets railed
  • CURSED FIC
  • veggietales smut
  • cucumber gets railed
  • mpreg larry the cucumber
  • I regret this
  • cucumber abortion
  • nick wilde preforms an abortion
  • nick wilde baby killer era ?!
  • i hate my life
  • this was a commission btw
  • i promise im normal irl

  Summary

  bob the tomato rails larry the cucumber and then he gets pregnant and then nick wilde shows up god this is why my parents hate me

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  531

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  14

  Kudos:

  27

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  516

• the man outside by dumbworm

  Fandoms: Kurtis Conner - Fandom, indoor boyfriend  

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  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  09 May 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • indoor boyfriend / outdoor boyfriend
  • indoor boyfriend - Character
  • outdoor boyfriend
  • indoor boyfriend gf
  • outdoor boyfriend gf
  • Obama - Character
  • Slow Burn
  • god what am i doing with my life
  • they might fuck idk havent decided yet
  • how the fuck do I explain this
  • dirty man
  • gay people
  • man whos in love with ants (i wish i was joking)
  • hose baths
  • Denial
  • Minecraft
  • this is joke i promise
  • god isnt real and if he is i am truly dissapointing him
  • i was dropped on my head a baby
  • this is just a life story at this point
  • kurtis conner - Freeform
  • man who lives in dog house
  • Blood Oaths
  • i wish i didnt spend all of class time writing this
  • sorry mom !!
  • trans indoor boyfriend
  • he/theys
  • queer
  • gamer - Freeform
  • CURSED FIC
  • emo indoor boyfriend
  • rly hope no one actually reads this
  • outdoor boyfriend kink
  • Angst
  • i need to sleep
  • Kidnapping
  • Running Away
  • Cheating
  • Love Story
  • i am aromantic why am i writing this
  • obama is a kidnapper

  Summary

  (THIS IS AN ABANDONED FIC. WE WILL NOT BE CONTINUING THIS WORK.)
  indoor boyfriend x outdoor boyfriend fic. wish i didnt spend so much time on this lmao. sorry in advance.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,698

  Chapters:

  3/?

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  9

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  108