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When Lando met Charles, George and Alex, he knew he had found his crowd. They all loved racing and video games, and were stuck together in their awful and ridiculously posh boarding school. They made a promise to move in together just as soon as they would graduate. What Lando didn't know was that he would have to account for one more, because the moment he took pity on a little, lost Australian who seemed to idolise him endlessly, he had forever intertwined himself with his life.
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“Hey Oscar.” Came the unmistakable accent of Lando’s voice over the megaphone of the buggy parked one-hundred fifty metres down the shore. Oscar rolled his eyes. If Lando wanted to speak to him he should follow protocol and use the radio instead of sharing his conversation with the entire beach.
“Hey Oscar,” Lando repeated, the volume turned higher this time, causing the speaker to feedback. Oscar let out a sigh and grabbed his own megaphone.
“What?” He asked pointedly.
Or, the Bondi Lifeguard AU no one asked for.
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Lando Norris is a cupid, which mostly means two things:
1. He has a yearly matchmaking quota.
2. He is profoundly tired of humanity.After surviving the statistical nightmare that was getting Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc together, Lando earns five blissful years off duty.
Unfortunately, those five years are over, his reserve is critically low, and he needs one massive assignment before his powers burn out completely.
Then he meets Oscar Piastri.Projected Match Difficulty: 10,000 points.
Oscar is immune to every romantic push, every engineered meet-cute, every carefully calculated compatibility test Lando throws at him.
Which was rude, honestly, but still manageable.
The real problem is that Oscar seems weirdly, catastrophically interested in Lando specifically.
Lando had planned for many possible outcomes. This was not one of them.
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- Part 8 of Landoscar Anthology
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Oscar Piastri was eight years old when his soulmate opened their link for the first time and immediately insulted him:
Australians suck. I hope my soulmate isn’t Australian.
Oscar took that remarkably well.
By which, of course we mean he spent the next fourteen years holding a grudge.
Unfortunately, Lando Norris does not remember any of this.
--- ALTERNATIVELY ----A soulmate bond opens.
A child says something stupid.
Another child takes it personally.
Fourteen years later, everyone involved wishes they had made better choices.Series
- Part 10 of Landoscar Anthology
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“Dude, Spiderman was opposite the building again! He’s been there so much recently, I’m starting to think he lives here or something.”
Oscar choked on a french fry, lightly patting his chest and grabbing his drink to wash it down. “Have you thought about the fact that he probably likes the area?”
“No! He goes there with a hoodie and a backpack, he’s probably on his way home or something! Could you imagine? Spiderman could actually live in the flats opposite us!” Lando exclaimed, turning his head to the window and he could slightly see the same building. The world now becoming suffocated by the increasing darkness, the sunset long gone.
Oscar pinched the bridge of his nose, “I think you’re reading into this way too much, mate.”
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Lando is obsessed with the friendly-neighbourhood Spiderman and Oscar is his good best friend that listens.