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March wants to pop the big question.
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18 Aug 2026
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Cried my heart out shortly after it was shattered. Good read
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Making Money off Rumpy-Pumpy by Arabesque_et_chapeau_pointu
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
16 Aug 2026
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Holland March has an accident that forces him to remember his late wife. Fortunately, Healy is there to look after him.
Or,
March is delirious, and he can no longer tell whether his wife is alive or not, and Jackson Healy gets to see a side of him he hadn't encountered before.Bookmarked by eatfishpellets
17 Aug 2026
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Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.
“Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”
March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”
“Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”
“Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”
For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.
Incriminating.
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01 Aug 2026
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Watch Out, Boy, (He'll Chew You Up!) by Sic_itur_ad_astra2109
Fandoms: David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
16 Jul 2026
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After figuring out the true extent of Simon's mutations, Ryland quickly realizes that the reason that Simon had been under the weather recently is due to him going without blood for too long. But with the Eridians still hard at work synthesising blood for him to drink, it looks like Simon's just going to have to take straight from the source for the time being.
(Inspired by @wraithillustrates two-part series on TikTok! Please go check them out if you haven't already, phenomenal artist.)
(Title is inspired from Maneater by Daryl Hall & John Oates)
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- Part 7 of ˗ˏˋ ★┆𝐵𝓁𝑜𝑜𝒹𝓎𝑀𝒶𝓇𝓎 ˎˊ˗
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25 Jul 2026
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Her dad and Mr. Healy are good guys. The Nice Guys. And together, the two of them make up one mostly responsible parent. That's what she tells Jessica, anyway, when Jessica's parents finally let her come over to their new house for a sleepover after they've gotten over the whole being thrown through a plate glass window by an assassin incident.
"They should be boyfriends," Jessica says.
Wait.
"What?" Holly says, freezing in place as she feels the world reset around her.
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