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Park Jimin sets out to get his co-worker Jeon Jeongguk together with his boss, Vice President Kim Namjoon. Not because he's promised a big promotion if they get together, or because he wants Kim Seokjin to lick the bottom of his shoe, but because he is a Good Person (tm).
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“This was your first time, right?” Jung Kook asks.
“I’ve had sex before,” Namjoon answers, cheeks flushed.
Jung Kook giggles. “I meant doing a gangbang,” he clarifies.
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the namkook gangbang fic
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“So…you like Spider-Man?”
Namjoon looks down at his chest, at the Spider-Man logo that looks nothing like the one on Jeongguk's suit unless you squint really, really hard. He gives a tiny smile and a shrug.
“I think he’s neat,” Namjoon responds, and it makes Jeongguk want to scream inside.
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where jeongguk really really likes a guy and it's really really hard being a superhero at the exact same time
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Min Yoongi would rather not have to deal with Kim Seokjin during the convention circuit for their cancelled tv show. Dealing with a psychopathic space criminal wanting to kill him and the rest of the cast from the show is one thing, but the weird feelings between him and Seokjin is another evil entirely.
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They sit in silence for another beat. Taehyung stubs out the last bit of his joint and blows a stream of smoke through his nostrils. He hums and licks his lips, looking up at the ceiling.
“…You know what would make me feel good?” Taehyung asks. “Fucking your dad."
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wherein jeongguk tries to be a good friend
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At seventeen, Namjoon became a part of one of the greatest superhero teams that ever existed.
At twenty-one, he decimated an entire district without even being consciously aware of it.
And now at twenty-five, there's someone trying to start an apocalypse, most of his teammates are either a) retired, b) hate him or c) both, government representatives are breathing down his neck, and his relationship with the youngest member of his old team is at best complicated, and at worst, a giant clusterfuck.
So yeah. Life sucks.
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single dads kim namjoon and jeon jeongguk get into a sexually tense cookie war.
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'i think you're actually very attractive and want to take you out to dinner, but my daughter hates your daughter so unfortunately, that makes you the enemy': girl scouts edition
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“Listen. All I’m saying is that the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, we are camping next to a babbling brook, and I’m feeling very horny for you right now.”
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married jeongguk and namjoon get frisky in a tent
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magnificent men in flying machines by ebenroot for forever_rain (frankiemarie87)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
18 Jul 2021
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"You're a masochist, aren't you?" Jeongguk asks with too much fondness in his voice, too much love for his chest to bear.
"No," says Namjoon with all seriousness one could have after stripping off his pants and using them to snuff out a fire he's accidentally caused for the twentieth time. "I'm a scientist."
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or, 'How Jeon Jeongguk Runs Away from His Fiancé Only to Fall in Love with His Fiancé while Not Knowing his Fiancé is his Fiancé: A Love Story in Three Parts.'
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[Me]: Okay Soojin
[Me]: Fine
[Me]: You win
[Unnie]: ???
[Me]: I want to fuck my son's skate instructor
[Unnie]: LOLLLLLLLLLLLL🍾🍾🍾--
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"how kim namjoo strives to be a Good Mom™️ and skateboarding extraordinaire to impress a cute skate instructor and maybe ask her out without even crying"
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“So,” the guy speaks up, cutting the silence and Yoongi’s creepy staring to an immediate halt, “what are you up to this evening?”
Yoongi curses under his breath. “Shit. I don’t know. Literally up for anything so long as I don’t have to hear my neighbors trying to fuck each other to death.”
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the trials and tribulations of min yoongi, kim seokjin, and their horny neighbors from hell
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Jeongguk needs braces. He also needs to mark Namjoon in love bites, which is a far more pressing matter.
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“Well...remember when I asked you about doing something a little bit fun to help us relax? And you said you wanted a sexy video of us to watch when you’re feeling tired?” There’s a beat. “Or maybe I asked for it. I don’t remember. It doesn’t matter. The sexy video, yeobo. I found it again.”
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the fic where married namkook in their late thirties watch a sex tape they made in their early twenties
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there's a new kind of technology out that lets people talk with the dead.
it doesn't come without its flaws.
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the 'be right back' namkook au
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“It’s just a goose, hyung,” Jeongguk says with a smile. “It’s not the devil.”
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'yes namjoon has a 148 IQ, but can he defeat an awful goose?' the fic
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three times seung-gil entertained the thought of being his prince’s love and the one time he finds out he was his prince’s love the entire time
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written for Majesties: The Yuri!!! on Ice Royalty Zine
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Jeongguk doesn’t know why, but there’s something about the mornings that makes Namjoon smell really good.
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Namjoon takes a moment to process what is happening. Nothing is really happening if Jeongguk is being honest. He’s just holding his cell phone and wiggling his hips around and getting hard cause of the friction. Nothing doesn’t have to happen.
But Jeongguk really wants something to happen.
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“Ahhh, I really like the - the lighting of the painting, you know?” Namjoon says. For some reason, he’s talking very loud considering Yoongi and Jimin are literally right in front of him. “And - and the detail. The attention to detail is really nice too.”
“Really? I like the fat dick,” Jimin blurts with a grin, and Namjoon thinks he feels his soul leave his body.
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the fic where tae makes a horny painting about namjoon and namjoon has a Crisis(tm)
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Jungah doesn’t want to exaggerate or anything, but she thinks she has just met the love of her life.