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How Holly Wheeler Saved Christmas (and Her Brother's Love Life) by Plumsfromyouricebox
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
22 Dec 2025
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Dear Santa,
For Christmas I would like: the Cool Times Barbie doll, a new book for my sticker collection, and a Madrid skateboard.
But what I really want is for my dumb big brother to get a clue and finally ask out his friend Max Mayfield.
Signed,
Holly WheelerP.S. If the skateboard could be purple that would be even better.
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31 Dec 2025
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The Marriage Program offers a path to meaningful, long lasting partnerships. For all of those who have experienced disruption and loneliness due to the war, by The Marriage Program removing traditionally hard barriers to finding connections it provides all eligible participants with the opportunity to build strong and long lasting relationships without the delays typically associated with dating or courtship.
The Wizarding world is ecstatic over the new marriage law that's cleverly being passed as a new trendy way to meet your forever match. Only Hermione seems to be able to see or care for what it really is, a ploy to regrow the dying population.
Everyone ridicules Hermione, telling her to let it go as shes exempt from The Marriage Program due to her engagement. That is, until she wakes up to an official letter from the Ministry with a date set and scheduled for her marriage to her new anonymous match that has been assigned after Ron fails to return home after a stag night out with his friends.
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29 Oct 2025
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A young Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin House alongside the King's nephew, Draco Malfoy.
There's Gods, Duels, Mermaids, Excalibur, Dragons, and a stupidly clever Hermione.
Set Hogwarts years 1-7 and beyond.- Language:
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16 Oct 2025
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Seven years ago when the war ended Hermione knew there would be a million things that needed reshaping in the wizarding world. She knew the ministry would need a complete overhaul to eradicate the corruption, bigotry and prejudice along with rounding up any followers of Voldemort that escaped after the war. She knew Hogwarts would need to be completely rebuilt. She knew that everyone would need time to heal and come to terms with all the trauma they went through. What she didn’t realize at the time was that her personal war would still rage on this many years after that final spell was cast.
What happens after the vows are said? What happens when the person you supposedly knew better than anyone else turns out to be a completely different person? And what happens when you realize what he is actually capable of doing?
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02 Aug 2025
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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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27 Jul 2025