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Someone exclaims in the background, but Buck’s voice cuts through louder when he asks, “You… you want to borrow my…?”
“Flashlight,” Eddie supplies with patient emphasis. It is not, strictly speaking, a leap of faith to assume Buck of all people would have one, but he did move recently, so— who knows what’s still lost in Packed Box Limbo. “Please tell me you have one I can use.”
“I…” there’s a lengthy pause on the other end, Buck’s voice weak and tapering off at the end. “Y-Yeah, okay.”
Or: Eddie just needs to borrow some tools. Fleshlight, flashlight, what’s the difference? The distinction has never been more illuminating.
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20 Jun 2026
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“It didn’t mean anything! I swear!” The random man Eddie has never seen before cries suddenly, somewhat stilted, looking directly at Eddie. “Please take me back!”
Eddie has no fucking idea what’s happening. It’s like he had a stroke and woke up in the middle of a telenovela.
Or, Buck needs a fake boyfriend. Eddie loses his mind and offers to play the part.
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20 Jun 2026
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“Who knows, maybe you’ll meet the love of your life in your little wack Catholic school and this will all be so, so worth it,” Nika said, teasing. Paige was absolutely going to strangle her the next time she saw her. She was about to get subjected to some variation of cult hell for eight hours and Nika was not helping."
or, the story of how paige meets the love of her life at her little wack catholic school and the ensuing years it takes them to get their shit together
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16 Jun 2026
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There is literally no plot, this is just smut.
Don't like RPF smut, don't read please!
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13 Jun 2026
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The woman standing on her front porch when she opens the door is the most beautiful one Azzi thinks she’s ever seen. Her stomach drops to her ass. She’s smiling a little at Azzi, teeth not bared but lips still curved endearingly. And her eyes. They’re bright and blue and they shine in the sun despite the covering hanging over the porch. She’s beautiful. Azzi swallows to force herself to not let her jaw drop.
It’s quiet for a moment between them. “Hi,” the woman tries, and Azzi feels her entire face go warm. “I have a package for Azzi Fudd? It needs a signature.”
paige and azzi both live and work in dallas. paige is an amazon delivery driver. azzi is desperate for her attention.
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13 Jun 2026