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• No Afterlife Wants An Orange Turd by eelslap

  Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Religion & Lore - Ambiguous Fandom  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Major Character Death
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  11 Apr 2025

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • JD Vance/JD Vance's Couch
  • Tom Cruise/JD Vance's Couch
  • Donald Trump
  • JD Vance
  • JD Vance's Couch
  • Angra Mainyu
  • Hades (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
  • St. Peter
  • Lucifer
  • Zabaniyya
  • The Valkyries (Norse Religion & Lore)
  • Óðinn | Odin (Norse Religion & Lore)
  • Amaterasu
  • L. Ron Hubbard
  • Tom Cruise
  • Temporary Character Death
  • Immortality
  • Blasphemy
  • intentionally slapdash characterization of religion
  • Religious Imagery & Symbolism
  • assuming several contradictory religions all exist for the purpose of storytelling
  • Religion and mythology
  • Dark Humor
  • Gallows Humor
  • Inappropriate Humor
  • Author Is Not Religious
  • I am very aware I have a lot of stuff wrong this is meant to be funny not serious
  • I even know everything I have wrong
  • mockery of religion
  • Anti-Donald Trump
  • religious soup
  • Fictional Religion & Theology
  • Bizarro Fiction
  • Short
  • I Can't Believe I Wrote This
  • I'm Bad at Tagging
  • Bad Humor
  • Toilet humor

  Summary

  A short fic I wrote inspired by a tumblr thread about the valkyries rescuing Elvis off the toilet as one who died in battle. But what if it's someone NO afterlife wants. Bizarro short piece. Not my usual fics.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  495

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

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  Hits:

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