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Kakashi's life was going pretty okay. Both his teammates are alive (even if one is half plant matter- Obito will never live that down) and they are sort of, kind of, a team now.
Then he started coughing up flowers.
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10 Dec 2025
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“I’ve heard there’s been some negotiations regarding Kiri. Word says that they have a new Mizukage.”
Kushina snorts at that, shakes her head and looks like she’s considering banging it on the table until it breaks.
“Sure. Sure.” She waves money in the air, asking for some more ramen. She doesn’t drink in front of Kakashi, because she considers him a "child" and therefore a "bad companionship to drink with".
“Is he that bad?”
“Deadlast of his class,” she says, laughing hysterically. “I would’ve never considered him to be a skilled politician, and yet, here we are,” she spreads her arms, “a world full of fucking surprises!”
Rin survives Kakashi's chidori turning her into a shish kebab. They both try to pick up the pieces of innocence they left behind. Also, there are strange things happening around them.
Or; after the finale, Obito gets yoinked and thrown back in time, seconds before Rin's death.
Or, or; Obito's about to become everyone's problem. Especially Kakashi's.
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- Part 1 of Naruto extravaganza
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10 Dec 2025
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Unsolicited trip down memory lane by Hydre for Stepmicrowave
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
22 Dec 2025
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Kids are the joy of life, cousin Mikoto once said, presenting him with the ugliest, wrinkliest, most eyesoreful infant possible. Itachi opened his eyes then, and, almost as if he could read Obito’s thoughts and decipher the grimace of disgust on his face, started crying and screeching like a captured bijou - Obito would know, he heard that sound many times by now.
So that was a fucking lie.
He forces himself not to comment on the armoury that the kid’s bed had become - he can allow Sasuke to keep some paranoia, as a treat - and instead tugs at the covers.
Three more shuriken and a kunai fall to the floor.
“I’m happy right here. Can you teach me katon?” Sasuke tells him, as if Obito isn't going through every thing he knows about anger management in his head right now.
“Kid, seriously,” Obito rubs at his temples, “take it from me, only having training as your hobby will lead to a burnout,” or, to becoming a terrorist that gets thrown into the past against his will.
Or; after the fight with Kaguya, instead of dying, Obito finds himself in the Uchiha compound week post the massacre.
He ends up taking care of Sasuke.Or; Obito repents by becoming a parental figure.
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- Part 2 of Naruto extravaganza
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09 Dec 2025
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Getting Pulled Over and Bundled into the Trunk by TheSteinsGateFormula
Fandoms: Assassination Classroom
26 Feb 2023
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After the brief stint in 3-E and then the return to 3-A (since Seo couldn't be left alone for two minutes without getting his hands stuck in a jam jar, and Class A was more co-dependent than Koro-sensei was to junk food and adult magazines) Asano was ready for life to go back to some semblance of normality.
...And then Kayano turned out to be Yukimura-sensei's sister and a famous actress, with connections to a mad scientist who was also a cyborg, and...at this point he'd seen less complicated family connections in a soap opera.
*Sequel to Getting Dragged Along For the Ride.
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19 Nov 2025
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Getting dragged along for the ride by TheSteinsGateFormula
Fandoms: Assassination Classroom
15 Dec 2020
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Asano gets sent to 3-E, which is fine, he won't be there for long.
...And, then Koro-sensei interferes, Bitch-sensei gets captured by the Reaper, and it's a trainwreck from there.
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18 Nov 2025