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    Crowley laughs. He can’t help it. And the wine is very good.
    “What’s funny?” Aziraphale asks.
    “Are you joking?” Crowley tilts his head to look at him over his glasses. “No, nothing at all, this is all perfectly normal. Very dull conversation really.”
    Aziraphale smiles back. “What’s funnier, dear boy? That I’ve considered it or that you haven’t?”

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    “And we’ve spent our existence pretending that we aren’t,” Crowley’s voice cracked.

    There was a forceful, anxious kick in Aziraphale’s chest. Oh, God, he was actually going to talk about it. Neither of them dared to for 6,000 years.

    Crowley tossed his head to the side. “I mean…The last few years, not really. And I know why we’ve had to pretend, of course. That’s obvious.” His eyes lowered to the floor. “Can’t ever forget about that, can I?” he said under his breath.
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    After being punished in Heaven for being in love as angels, Aziraphale and Crowley spend the next 6,000 years pretending their relationship never happened.

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  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    Anthony J. Crowley and Aziraphale Fell have to get married on Crowley's 18th birthday, due to a contract made over 40 years ago.
    Crowley doesn't trust anyone becuase he could never trust his parents.
    Aziraphale tires his best to gain his husbands trust.

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  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    After clearing up the mess of the second coming and finally getting together, Crowley likes nothing better than indulging Aziraphale with all the romantic nonsense he could possibly desire. He would never admit that though.

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  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Crowley burst out of the bathroom and flew down the spiral staircase. What the fuck was happening to her?

    Maybe Aziraphale would know. Maybe it would make total sense to him that she had woken up with the pointed ears, enlarged eyes, tinted cheeks and delicate hands of a Christmas elf.

    Or: It's December, a year and a half after the Armageddon that wasn't, and Crowley and Aziraphale share a life of romantic domesticity. Christmas is almost upon them and Crowley notices that Aziraphale is completely lacking his usual sense of Christmas Spirit. In hopes of rectifying this, Crowley buys a potion from Anathema that allegedly guarantees to get the drinker feeling Christmassy.

    She and Aziraphale both drink the potion before going to bed, and when Crowley wakes up the next morning, she has undergone an unwelcome transformation. Aziraphale has experienced some changes, too, and suddenly he's desperate to make up for lost time delivering presents and making festive preparations.

    Crowley didn't exactly sign up to be Sexy Santa's Little Helper this Christmas Eve, but if it makes Aziraphale happy, then she'll gladly play along.

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