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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    The man looked up, his face lighting up for a moment before a smirk spread across his lips. “You’re the chef?” He waved a general hand towards his neighbors. “You look better than the food I’ve seen on these tables.”
    Wilson blinked, then nodded. “I’ll take that as a compliment.”
    “Don’t. I’ve seen some tragic food tonight.”

    or, Wilson is chef and co-owner of a highly acclaimed restaurant and House is a dreaded food critic

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    17 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    Jake Peralta is, undeniably, the best detective in the 99th precinct. He loves his job, loves his wife, and loves his friends. Jake is notoriously a happy, goofy person, much to the annoyance of his coworkers, which is why everything starts to slowly unravel when it’s discovered that Jake Peralta does not, in fact, love himself.

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    15 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    Perry and Heinz aren’t the textbook definition of nemesis. No matter how many times they refer to each other as such— it’s been a while since anyone who knew them would back them up on that.
    The true nature of their relationship, however? Well, that depends on who you ask.


    Or, whatever Perry and Heinz are, through the eyes of many, many bemused bystanders.

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    13 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    I came up with the idea of transfem Brett (I took a leaf out the Homestuck fandom's book) and I am a little obsessed now so I hit him with my silly little transgender beam... introducing Bexli Hand! She is my absolute daughter.
    Also featuring an (almost) all trans cast of the other members of The Gang, Glenn is left up to interpretation and Myc is still cis (?) enby.
    Note that Bexli is referred to as Brett and with he pronouns for part of the fic since she doesn't know at first.

    Rated for language and a vague reference to sex. Thanks Andre, now I can't rate it G.

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    31 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Thirteen detests prying into the personal lives of others. After all, she believes they deserve the same privacy that she desires for herself. However, after encountering Kutner in an uncomfortable situation, Thirteen is forced to let her guard down and embrace what Kutner shares with her. Over time, Thirteen is forced to confront the unfortunate truths about herself and those around her that she's been suppressing and ignoring for so long.

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    29 Oct 2025