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Castiel takes a deep breath and rings the doorbell. He doesn’t need to run through what he’s going to say – he’s already planned and edited and rehearsed it a thousand times. He is going to ask Dean Winchester out to dinner. If it’s not too forward, he’ll say, perfectly charming. You see, I’ve seen you around the neighbourhood and you always seem so earnest and I’d really like to get to know you bette— The door swings open, and Castiel panics.
He intends to excuse himself. He means to apologise and come back some other time. However, in a moment of blind fear, what comes out of his mouth instead are the words, “Could you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?”
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23 Feb 2026
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“Shut up and listen,” Bobby says. “I ain’t calling about some monster, I’m calling about Castiel.”
Dean freezes in place. “He’s alive?”
“More’n that, Dean. He’s human.”
On instinct, every atom in Dean’s body is on high alert. He starts moving, fingers already reaching for the keys he hangs up on a loose nail next to the door. “Where is he?”
or, in which after lucifer hitches a ride to hell on sam's back, dean makes good on his promise to settle down. so what if it's with cas instead of lisa?
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- Part 1 of kids are coming home
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21 Feb 2026
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Just after Purgatory, but before whatever's next, Dean has a broken angel to put back together.
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18 Feb 2026
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Dean doesn't expect to see his one night stand again, but then again he also doesn't expect to find out he has an STD. Sometimes life is hilarious like that.
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- Part 1 of Cupcakes and Chlamydia
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17 Feb 2026
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Surfeit: (noun) an excessive amount. Losing a bet to Charlie means Dean has to take up knitting for a month. Cue the meet cute with the really hot Michaels employee Castiel, and Dean may not be as straight as he wants to think. Confusion and cluelessness, mistaken assumptions, and horrible puns all follow. Add in the usual merry band of Supernatural characters, the fall season, and you’ve got an all human AU that’s nothing but a surfeit of fluff.
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13 Feb 2026