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After finally figuring out a good body in the dark world, Mettaton decides he wants to learn about how wires work. Thankfully, his favorite television (host) is happy to help.
Technically the wireplay/sex second part of my other fic, electric sheep. This can, however, be read as a standalone.
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Mettaton's tragically in love with his television. Thank God that television loves him back.
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A series of short one-shots, mostly featuring Alcibiades, for Erostober 2025. They're probably all going to be explicit. The titles of each chapter are going to be the prompts it was inspired by. Anything else major will be in the notes, and I'll take requests on various prompts for the next month on my tumblr, renegadephilosopher.
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Alcibiades has a hard time giving Socrates a blow job due to his size. Very sad and tragic honestly.
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Agathon is nervous for his first Lenaia.
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Alcibiades tries to bite Socrates during a wrestling match gone wrong, and it (in fact) then goes exceptionally wrong. Socrates then (sort of) nurses Alcibiades back to health. Ends in aporia.
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Takes place during the 4 month overlap when Plato was 17 and Alcibiades had returned to Athens to be lauded for a while, before leaving again. After accidentally catching them together, Plato becomes determined to learn the nature of their relationship. It's too bad that neither Alcibiades nor Socrates can actually answer that question.
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A few tenants of my personal philosophy
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Alcibiades has been acting up, much to the dismay of Socrates. After surfing the web, he decides to try a new method of emotional regulation and discipline.
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Alcibiades and Agathon have been friends since they were young. Here are some snippets of their friendship through their teen years to their young adulthood, all set in a modern AU.
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Alcibiades wants to offer Socrates oral, but Socrates is reluctant for personal reasons.
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Alcibiades wants the one thing he can't have.
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The chaplain thinks about the concept of god and winds up with an accidental pantheism. Yossarian couldn't care less.
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Milo almost hates how easily Wintergreen has slipped into her affections. Too bad it's good for business.
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After finding that Goeing (a giant plane company) is corrupt, Clevinger and Dunbar blow the whistle on them. The last three Goeing whistleblowers have been killed, all apparent suicide. To escape this fate, Clevinger and Dunbar are put into the witness protection program, where they're given new identities: Mr. Tim Howard-Cruz and Mr. John Howard-Cruz. Only problem (aside from the threat of being found and killed)? They're not in love.
Welcome to Heller Boulevard, the epitome of lifeless suburbia, where everything boils down to immaculate appearances and the inevitable drama hiding underneath.
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During the war, Clevinger reads Plato’s Symposium in hope of answering the question ‘what is love?’ Thirteen years later, he’s no closer to answering it.
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(New Vers) Still Crazy After All These Years by endlesshour
Fandoms: Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
16 Oct 2024
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Assuming Dunbar survived his disappearance, and Clevinger's plane crashed (although he survived, too), here's what I think their reunion and next chunk of time would be like. Note: this is a rewrite of a previous work, under the same title, which is still posted here. AKA: The Dunbar x Clevinger treatise.
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The Dunbar amnesia novel we should have gotten and didn't. I'm taking a stab at it. I'm also saying 'Closing Time' wasn't a thing because I don't like Closing Time, so all of this happens in a world where whatever happened in CT didn't.
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- Part 1 of Girlverse Compliant
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Clevinger and McWatt share a tent together. Here's exactly what happens before they find Yossarian and Co in a ditch together, underneath a capsized jeep.
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In which Catch-22 is an infinite loop, and the characters are doomed to repeat it continuously. Between loops, Clevinger and Dunbar discuss the meaning of life.
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