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Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
🗨 1 ⇄ 2 ♡ 5It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.
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04 May 2026
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What if Hogwarts had decided that Harry was more than just someone teaching the DA, but that that he was actually a Professor?
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23 Apr 2026
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And to think, none of the rest of it would have happened had Hedwig not decided to deposit her natural waste products atop Draco Malfoy’s head...
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- Part 1 of Alternate Living Arrangements
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06 Apr 2026
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Though his mess of hair had gone completely grey in recent years, there could be no denying it perfectly resembled James and Harry’s own. After a short eternity, the man finally lowered the wand he’d instinctively lifted. “Well. This is a surprise. I thought the first time I caught you sneaking someone in here, it would be Sirius. Or perhaps a girlfriend.”
“Dad,” James groaned. “Not the time.”
“Quite right,” his father murmured, still staring at Harry, who gradually straightened up his battle-ready stance. “I take it you must be our mysterious relative from the future.”
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- Part 2 of Muddied Waters AU
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06 Apr 2026
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Muddled Musings by Triscribe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
16 Jul 2022
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(It took me a few tries to find the right way to start "Muddling Through", and while I sort out the final chapter I thought you all might like to see those first attempts...)
The Headmaster gave them all a quick-once over, confirming again that none of them were suffering from curse effects or gaping holes in unfortunate places. Then, his non-twinkling gaze settled on Mystery Potter and the munchkins. “You have a great deal of explaining to do, young man."
James instinctively found himself leaning back a little, because yikes - the handful of times he and his friends got up to great enough mischief McGonagall handed them over to the Headmaster for a reprimand, the old codger always seemed more amused than angered.
Certainly not the case anymore.
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04 Apr 2026