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• pick up the line (and play the innocent game) by enteralia

  Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  • M/M
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  25 Jul 2026

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  • Jude Bellingham/Erling Håland
  • Erling Håland
  • Jude Bellingham
  • Borussia Dortmund Players
  • Idiots in Love
  • Banter
  • Gay Chicken
  • (sort of)
  • First Kiss
  • A wee bit of sad feelings
  • Lots of horrible pick up lines
  • valentine's day video
  • Borussia I didn't know about your media game
  • A Wee Bit Of Swearing
  • I don't know if it's funny but the attempt to make this amusing was there

  Summary

  Back in BVB days, after 2022 Valentine’s Day video, Erling just naturally keeps coming up with cringey pick up lines and makes it a game.

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