11 Works by Dread Pirate Osiris (ephemeralstar)

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    The Cloak & Stagger has the best food in town, good enough that it almost distracts from the fact that it's somehow also a wretched hive of scum and villainy. At least, that's what the rumours around town would have you believe. But the people who spread those rumours are simply the ones who haven't even been inside. Velvet curtains and clean tables, the fire in the hearth is warm and the atmosphere is inviting; the establishment is one the owners are clearly proud of. It's easy to forget everyone on the staff has more blood on their hands than most people can even imagine.

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    OR; mafia AU
    Great food, great service, great atmosphere, but had to give it 4 stars because I sold my soul to the devil there.

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    So this is it. This is how it ends. I've fought for you. I've killed for you. I'll die for you. You are not the boy I'd fight or kill or die for anymore, but the only thing I have left is my loyalty. The only thing I have left is the hope that you'll not go down the path I can't help but feel responsible for nudging you down.
    Into the darkness.
    Into the dark.
    Headlong.

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    Every place she's called home has since become a haunted house. It's only a matter of time.

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    "Listen, it's not that I think you'll let me drown -" Rook's got one hand gripping the side of the boat, the other fidgeting in his lap as he looks back at shore. Mim and Dante are asleep on the towels; Mim's in the shade of one of the umbrellas and Dante's burning brighter in the sunlight, "but learning to swim's never exactly been a priority for me." The elf admits, looking at his knees, and Yin can't help but smile.

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    You hired him for a job that you wish didn't have to do, but you know better than to ask too many questions. He accepts your offer without even hearing your reasoning, and you can't see his face properly. You ask his name. He says the less you know about each other, the better.

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    The other shoe drops. Dante dies.

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    or; four times dante poses the same mis-remembered horse question, and the one time it matters.

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    "Did he tell you about me?" Crackers calls, "did the holy man tell you about how he played god?" Sasha stiffens beside him; whatever Nel was thinking wasn't kind. "You weren't expecting me were you? I bet you thought I'd be all shiny and pure;" sarcasm practically dripped from the Kenku's words, contempt thick in his voice, "bet you were worried I'd be half as pretty as you, elf boy-"

    "Shut up, Angathfark." Sasha's voice is quiet, and Crack's mouth closes with an audible click. "He keeps calling you Angathfark."

    "I don't know who that is," Crackers hisses, more to himself than Sasha, before turning his head pointedly towards the helm of the ship, "I don't know who the fuck you think Angathfark is but my name is Crackers."

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    Despite having been with the party for three years, Nel still tends to keep to himself. Yin, at the very least, is trying to include him.

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    “How are boats?”
    “Must you always ask it like that?”
    “Absolutely.” Dante says it with far more conviction than is rightly necessary, turning, leaning on the arm of their chair to fix the half-orc with as serious of a gaze as they can muster, “How are boats, Yin, how are they today?”
    “Buoyant.”

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    Yin starts a to-do list the day the rogue threatens to start a holy war "for fun".

    1. Stop Ishramel from starting a Holy War.
    2. Remind Rook to kill Ishranel.
    3. Keep Rook safe.

    That last point is not related to the first two. Mostly.

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