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    Stress Relief by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    10 Oct 2017

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    COMPLETE. Sasuke is stressed out; Naruto offers to help. Getting a blowjob from your bisexual best friend in the name of stress relief - what could go wrong? Oneshot, modern AU, Sasunaru. Not a birthday fic, but posted for Naruto's birthday!

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    23 May 2026

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    Pick Me Up by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    10 Sep 2008

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    Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror.

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    21 May 2026

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    Under The Spray by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    03 Jan 2020

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    One rainy night, an injured Sasuke comes to Naruto's apartment.

    (Post-698, no next gen.)

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    21 May 2026

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    Idioms and Idiots by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    29 Nov 2020

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    The transfer student is a country hick—which is just a nice way of saying he doesn’t belong in the private boarding school where Sasuke has calculated his life’s trajectory. It’s fine if the idiot steals all his friends, it's absolutely bearable if he’s forced to partner up with him in gym class, and it's definitely not a problem at all that his dorm room is right next door.

    But joining the soccer team where Sasuke is team captain? That’s where he draws the line.

    And if Naruto could stop calling him a pussy, that would be great.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Enter Naruto by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    26 Aug 2018

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    Sasuke's a writer whose been writing the same words for years. He's tired, he's annoyed, and his money situation is...pretty messed up, even by student standards.

    Enter Naruto.

    Modern AU (College/University), Sasunaru/Narusasu. Complete! Not a birthday fic, but posted for Sasuke's birthday!

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    06 Mar 2026