19 Bookmarks by equilibriumkonstant
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COMPLETE. Sasuke is stressed out; Naruto offers to help. Getting a blowjob from your bisexual best friend in the name of stress relief - what could go wrong? Oneshot, modern AU, Sasunaru. Not a birthday fic, but posted for Naruto's birthday!
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- English
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- 8,116
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- 1/1
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- 71
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Bookmarked by equilibriumkonstant
23 May 2026
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Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror.
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- 3,517
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 30
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Bookmarked by equilibriumkonstant
21 May 2026
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One rainy night, an injured Sasuke comes to Naruto's apartment.
(Post-698, no next gen.)
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- English
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- 4,840
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- 1/1
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- 3
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- 109
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Bookmarked by equilibriumkonstant
21 May 2026
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The transfer student is a country hick—which is just a nice way of saying he doesn’t belong in the private boarding school where Sasuke has calculated his life’s trajectory. It’s fine if the idiot steals all his friends, it's absolutely bearable if he’s forced to partner up with him in gym class, and it's definitely not a problem at all that his dorm room is right next door.
But joining the soccer team where Sasuke is team captain? That’s where he draws the line.
And if Naruto could stop calling him a pussy, that would be great.
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- English
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- 53,685
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 5
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- 819
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Bookmarked by equilibriumkonstant
22 Apr 2026
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Sasuke's a writer whose been writing the same words for years. He's tired, he's annoyed, and his money situation is...pretty messed up, even by student standards.
Enter Naruto.
Modern AU (College/University), Sasunaru/Narusasu. Complete! Not a birthday fic, but posted for Sasuke's birthday!
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- English
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- 112,231
- Chapters:
- 35/35
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- 9
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- 2,058
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Bookmarked by equilibriumkonstant
06 Mar 2026
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After eight years of struggling, Naruto finally caves and confesses to Sasuke. But it's okay; nothing is going to change between them. Everything will be the same.
...The moment Sasuke stops bringing it up every twenty seconds, it'll be the same.
SNS, oneshot.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 12
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Bookmarked by equilibriumkonstant
06 Mar 2026
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Sasuke, a professional hitman, is revenging his clan. In attempt to deceive his followers, he accidentally involves a random blond civilian with his mission. However unexpectedly, there's more than it meets the eye. AU NaruSasu
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26 Feb 2026
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"Oh crap." Muttered the blond. Sometimes, there's something worse than one-night stands. It's called we're-doing-this-because-we're-going-to-die-tomorrow desperate sex. Too bad they didn't in the end. NaruSasu, AU.
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- English
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- 121,618
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- 15/15
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Bookmarked by equilibriumkonstant
26 Feb 2026
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When one’s life is filled with blood and violence, it's hard to imagine the normal things as existing at all. Can two assassins find common ground and something deeper or will they drag each other into a darkness of their own making?
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03 Jan 2026
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Some people are assholes. Some people are kind. It's when those are the same person that things get real confusing.
Minor character death. A fic about grief, healing, and hope.
New chapter up everyday - total of 29 chapters!
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- English
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- 93,998
- Chapters:
- 29/29
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- 6
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- 1,771
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Bookmarked by equilibriumkonstant
03 Jan 2026
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Komorebi: A Japanese word for the way sunlight filters through the leaves of a tree canopy
His responsibilities to the world fulfilled, Naruto Uzumaki takes Sasuke Uchiha and disappears from the public eye, letting the world readjust by itself in the aftermath of the Fourth Shinobi World War.
Follow along with a series of windows into the lives of two boys as they relearn what they mean to the world and what they mean to each other.
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- Part 1 of Growing Pains
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- 67,829
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 11
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- 330
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Bookmarked by equilibriumkonstant
03 Jan 2026
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“Alright, kings,” Naruto says, at a house meeting nominally called for “finances.” “So I slept with...a dude.”
“Was it Sasuke,” Neji asks. He sounds bored.
“What! I mean, uh, no?”
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- Part 2 of have your cake
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- English
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- 5,707
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- 1/1
- Comments:
- 206
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- 8,425
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Bookmarked by equilibriumkonstant
03 Jan 2026
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The world is trapped in an illusion which removes anger, hate, and death. It's paradise, giving everyone everything they've ever wanted and reviving anyone they've ever lost. Nearly two years into the illusion, Sasuke snaps back to his senses and must decide whether to keep the world in false bliss, or return it to war-torn reality.
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- English
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- 23,642
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 15
- Comments:
- 617
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- 12,287
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Bookmarked by equilibriumkonstant
03 Jan 2026
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With a quick handsign and a burst of smoke, there are suddenly four Shadow Clone Narutos in the room, sitting in other rolling chairs at the long wooden table, all wearing Naruto's simple t-shirt and capris.
Sasuke feels his skin heat.
Ah.
You see, now might be a good time to note that Sasuke is horny as fuck.
Maybe it’s the hotter weather. Maybe he just feels sexy as hell in his stylish new cape and gloves. Maybe Naruto is just hot and, when confronted with multiple Narutos—whether that’s in a fight or in the bedroom—Sasuke is always up for a challenge.
Sasuke gets spitroasted by Naruto’s clones on the Hokage Tower meeting room table.
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- English
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- 6,292
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 58
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Bookmarked by equilibriumkonstant
29 Nov 2025
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The slow press of lips, unworried. The kiss of teeth to his lower lip, enough to shock up his spine and leave his legs weak. Naruto presses a lingering kiss to the corner of his mouth.
Sasuke belatedly realizes they haven’t been discovered.
His brain kicks back into gear, one thought at a time. It’s slow going.
Naruto’s hands are still holding him close. While he scrambles for purchase in anything like logic, he dips his head and presses his warm mouth to Sasuke’s throat. The kiss of teeth, enough to unmake him.
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- Part 1 of Timbitat Quarantine Bingo
- Part 1 of When the soul slept in beams of light
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- English
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- 3,971
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- 1/1
- Collections:
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- 44
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Bookmarked by equilibriumkonstant
28 Nov 2025
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Years after Sasuke has come home to the village, he still doesn't really fit in very well. Naruto thinks maybe it's his turn to wait for the olive branch. All the ramen is an added bonus.
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- English
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Bookmarked by equilibriumkonstant
25 Nov 2025
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“What’s it like to give a blowjob?” Naruto asks.
“Pretty easy,” Sasuke says. He doesn’t want Naruto to talk about blowjobs. He shifts a little on the bed. His face feels warm.
“That’s it? Easy?”
“What, you want details?”
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- Part 1 of have your cake
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- English
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by equilibriumkonstant
03 Nov 2025
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In the same way Icarus had flown too close to the sun and plummeted to his death, Sasuke Uchiha now had a vibrator stuck in his ass.
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- Part 1 of The Best of Friends
- Language:
- English
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- 26,053
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 412
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Bookmarked by equilibriumkonstant
19 Aug 2025
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“You,” Sasuke starts, then falters. “You still have my bedsheets on the bed in the other room. They’re not dusty. Did you know I was comi—“
Ack. “God, no,” Naruto deflects from the redness in his cheeks with the harshness of his words but he knows Sasuke will see right through him. Curse the two of them. “I just. I keep it clean. For you. In case you came home.”
Sasuke is quiet, but he knows what he’s thinking.
Ten years. You did that for ten years?
Bookmarked by equilibriumkonstant
18 Aug 2025