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Five Times Guillermo Held Nandor After Sex (And One Time He Didn't) by cookinguptales
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
14 Dec 2022
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Semen collection isn't the same thing as having sex, and having sex isn't the same thing as a relationship. But they're getting there.
(A sequel to Five Times Guillermo Helped Nandor Collect Semen (And One Time He Didn't).)
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- Part 2 of ten times (and then some)
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12 Sep 2025
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You figure out a lot of things when Kitsuragi transfers to the 41st Precinct.
The first thing is that Kitsuragi is as queer as a two reál piece.
The second thing is that Harry wants to fuck him.
The third thing is that Harry has not figured this out yet.
The fourth thing is that Kitsuragi has.
The fourth-and-a-half thing is that Kitsuragi also wants to fuck Harry.
The fifth thing is that Kitsuragi is a patient man.
The sixth thing is that you also want to fuck Kitsuragi.
The seventh thing is that Kitsuragi figures this out the day you lean in to light his cigarette on the station roof. Your hand is shaking because Harry almost got the three of you fucking killed that day by being his stupid fucking bullheaded self, who cares if you caught a fucking murderer, and while he’s downstairs getting stitched up, you and Kitsuragi are up on the roof smoking. Your hand is shaking badly and Kitsuragi reaches out and grabs your wrist to steady it, the warmth smooth leather of his gloves on your bare wrist where your sleeve’s pulled up. You draw in a sharp breath and he looks at you and you can see from the sharpening of his eyes that he’s figured it out.Bookmarked by exaliade
06 Mar 2025
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When Harry comes back from Martinaise, he comes back different.
You pretend you’re happy. Everyone is so happy. You are the only one, it seems, that knows something is wrong. Is missing.
You, and maybe Harry.
He watches you, his eyes following you like a ghost. Like you are some dropped clue, some missing piece. You usually meet his eyes and scowl until one of you looks away. It’s usually fifty-fifty on which one of you it is.Bookmarked by exaliade
03 Mar 2025
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I don't want to get better, I want to get worse by Houseofchaos
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
06 Sep 2025
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After Kim’s permanent transfer six months prior, Satellite-Officer Vicquemare became increasingly bitter and volatile around Harry, who always sought out the Lieutenant for second opinions during their cases, which gnawed at Jean’s sanity.
The screaming matches were nothing new for them. Some people would have even said that anything too quiet was suspicious, but since his amnesia, Harry didn’t fight back, just apologized, stayed silent and looked at his shoes. The kicked puppy routine made Jean go nuclear for a myriad of unpleasant reasons. The main being that anyone witnessing these exchanges would instantly feel sorry for Harry, as if his amnesia absolved him of all the sins past and future, as if he was not the catalyst responsible for this dynamic.
It lasted three more miserable months before an opportunity arose. And when it did, Jean asked Pryce immediately for the roles to be shuffled : that Kitsuragi officially be paired with Du Bois - he’s already doing all of his work with him anyways - and Vicquemare joining McCoy - Satellite-Officer Simon just went on indefinite sick leave didn’t he? I can take over.
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02 Mar 2025
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The phone rings and startles Jean.
He’s not sleeping, but who the fuck calls somebody at 3am?
He doesn’t have work tomorrow, and even if he did, he’s a patrol officer now. Not someone who would be called in an emergency.
His family is dead.
He has no friends.
He answers the phone in the only way he knows how.
“Vicquemare.”
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19 Feb 2025