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Can you hack my professor? (Asking for a friend) by eynrhies
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
15 Mar 2026
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Till (2:47 AM): can you keep it down in there i can hear your porn through the wall
Ivan (2:48 AM): You can join if you want. I'm flexible.
Till (2:48 AM): what the fuck
Ivan (2:49 AM): Your choice. missionary? doggy? I take requests.
Till (2:49 AM): i'm blocking you
Ivan (2:53 AM): I’ll moan quieter if you come (◕‿◕)
Till (2:54 AM): GOODNIGHT IVAN
Or: Till's semester was already going poorly. Then his friend Mizi forgot her phone in his dorm, and his dormmate Ivan decided that was an invitation to answer all her texts for the next three weeks.
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Please (don’t) learn to be happy without me by eynrhies
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
23 Feb 2026
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"Who's ███?"
Ivan looks up from his laptop, blinking. "What?"
"Your phone." Till holds it up. "She texted. Same time next week."
Ivan's hand twitches toward it, then stops. He rubs his face instead. "It's nothing. Just a friend."
"You don't have friends."
"Rude." Ivan almost smiles. "It’s for work."
Or: Maybe Ivan just wanted something different. Someone different. It made a kind of sense. Till wasn't stupid. He knew how the world worked. He knew some people could do the gay thing for a while, experiment, have their fun, and then eventually want the real thing. The wife. The kids. The white picket fence.
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Even if I text you “sorry,” You aren’t calling me by eynrhies
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
11 Jan 2026
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𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳. 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘪 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘣𝘰𝘺.
𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘮𝘢𝘴. 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘦.
𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨.
𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺. 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘭𝘥.
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘷. 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭. 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺. 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺.
𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘱. 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘦. 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴? 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺.
𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵?
Or: Pro basketball player Till's strategy for winning back his childhood crush—Olympic figure skater Ivan, involves a three-step plan:
- Text him a decade's worth of increasingly unhinged apologies.
- Ambush-kiss him in the gym.
- Propose a strict hate-bang schedule.
It's foolproof. Really. Even if Till's texts are all left on read, and the only thing Ivan willingly gives him is detached sex every Tuesday and Thursday. It's fine. Till is definitely not going insane.
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"Let's end this," Ivan drops on him on a fucking weekday.
Till can only stare, completely blindsided. "What the hell are you talking about?"
Post-breakup and now they’re stuck on the same set, professionally obligated to not strangle each other. Till's trying to prove he's moved on. Ivan's trying to prove... something. And the only thing harder than ignoring your ex is ignoring the part of you that still remembers (or the part that doesn’t remember) why you were together in the first place.
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- Part 3 of 𝑨𝑴𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑰𝑨
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20 days to love (Or to commit heart felony) by eynrhies
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
20 Nov 2025
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"Twenty days," Luka finally said, his voice a low grumble of defeat.
"Yes, twenty days," Ivan confirmed.
"And you do not, under any circumstances, get to cry to me when your Till sunbae sends you a message telling you to jump off a roof."
"He won't."
"He will."
Or: Ivan goes on a reality dating show trying to prove he's not a fanboy, mostly by sending his celebrity crush, Till, a mix of love letters and anonymous hate mail. It makes sense to him.
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Contents:
- What I Wanted Was a Romance Movie (Ivan/Luka)
- How To Accidentally Ruin Your Life With Amnesia
- Hello, You’re a Stranger (Ivan/Till)
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Hajime returned to him knowing nothing. Feeling, only. A bird that flies north.
(Hajime comes to Argentina eight years late. But mercy is perennial.)- Language:
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02 May 2026
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If You Kiss a Frog it Might Turn Into a Prince, But Licking a Toad Will Get You High by fredobaggins
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
10 Sep 2022
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"Everywhere Toushirou turns, it seems, he is followed by an unruly mop of silver curls that wants nothing better than to send him to an early grave. Even his doctor warned him to stay away from the fool because of the effect it has on his blood pressure—if only he could stay away! But how can he when it seems like all the gods above, devils in Hell, and laws of physics keep smashing them unwillingly together?"
After an odd encounter at the local bathhouse, Hijikata thinks he's just about to lose his mind. Left with no other options and the promise of anonymity, he turns to the internet for help to solve his embarrassing problem. Well, if only it was that simple.
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05 Apr 2026
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Thirty-seven hundred years after the petrification incident, Senku runs the numbers and finds it unlikely that he'll ever see the stranger he texted again.
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- Part 2 of quantum entanglements
- Language:
- English
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- 15,116
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- 1/1
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17 Mar 2026
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How to Mimic Letters, Fliers, and Stationery Without Using Images by La_Temperanza
Fandoms: No Fandom
27 Jul 2017
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic the look of letters, fliers, and stationery (as well as other forms of written media) without using images. For all your epistolary fic needs.
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- Part 17 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
- Language:
- English
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- 3,724
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03 Mar 2026
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Senku’s Scientific Guide to Losing a Bet, 3rd ed., Ishigami, et al. by alexisoak
Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Anime & Manga)
12 Feb 2025
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After Senku accidentally makes a bet with Chrome, it’s a race against the clock to see who can get married first. Chrome and the rest of the Kingdom of Science think the bet is in the bag, but little do they know that Senku and Gen have been harboring a secret for years.
Will a little friendly competition spur Chrome to action? And will Senku’s throwaway comment finally force everyone to admit their feelings?
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- Part 3 of Alex’s Sengen Brainrot
- Language:
- English
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26 Feb 2026