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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    There's never enough time on a horse farm.
    5 times there's not enough time + 1 time there is
    Rated for last chapter

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    02 Jan 2026

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    aahehehageghegagags i love them i love them i love them

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    Angel turned his head to look at him, "And what was that shit you said about spanking me??" he questioned.

    Husk's gruff facade began to fade when Angel mentioned that, and warmth collects on his furry cheeks. A cloud of embarrassment shrouds him when he brings it up. "Look, Angel, I ... I really shouldn't have said that. I overreacted and just-"

    "Yeah, you're right. You shouldn't have! You can't just threaten me with a good time when you're not even able to follow through with it!" he huffs and takes another long sip from his glass.

    Husk blinks at his reply, taken aback by what he said. "...Excuse me?" He says.

    After the commotion of the train incident, Angel takes a moment to reflect on everything and seeks out Husk to discuss what happened again. Their words spill honestly, and so do their frustrations. Irritable comments are made, less about the train incident, and more about a certain threat that someone made.

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    18 Nov 2025

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    omg ive never had someone perfectly nail what makes a scenario like this so fucking yummy but they did it and i was actively salivating this whole fic( ・∇・)

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    Without missing a beat or thinking a single thought, Izuku asked, “Like a spanking?” Immediately his face flushed, even before Katsuki’s blond brows lowered in confusion, pale mouth dropping open.

    “What?” Katsuki asked, and Izuku echoed back a squeaky, panicked, “What!?”

    “Did you just suggest I was going to spank my cooks?” Katsuki demanded, sounding somehow both utterly confused and pissed about it.

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    11 Jul 2025

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    there is not enough fics like this

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    Megatron can hear Optimus’ struts grind as he hauls himself off the berth, and heroically refrains from steadying him.

    Optimus draws himself up, “What have I done to merit the attention of Kaon’s Supreme Commander?”

    Strika chokes off a snort. Megatron chokes on an in-vent.

    “Existed,” he rasps.
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    AKA retired general doesn’t realize he painfully hits everything his ‘enemies’ find attractive.

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    20 Jun 2025

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    im so sad this is orphaned it was so fun to read

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    “You know, this is kind of poetic,” Prime breaks the silence. “Built for the mines, died underground, miserable throughout. You have to admit, it’d make a pretty tragic story.”

    You are a tragic story, Megatron doesn’t say.

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    14 Jun 2025

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    it's always the fics that you find right before bed
    filled me with such amazing existential dread for these stupid robot freaks and then i cried when they got their happily ever after.
    only criticism is that it wasn't another 10,000 words long