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The only way Harry can get free of those who wish to use him is to agree to an already made betrothal contract created by Dorea Black-Potter. Will this simple thing change the course of Harry's predestined - at least by Dumbledore - future? Will he remain neutral or will he turn dark after he learns everything Dumbledore's done? Will there be a wedding in future for Rabastan and Harry? Can they have a chance of happiness or will the two Slytherins by nature at least, only presume to use one another? NO UNDERAGE BETWEEN THE MAIN PAIRING!!!!!!!!!!!
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After months of secretly sharing his dreams with Tom Riddle, things take a sharp left turn at the Battle of Hogwarts and when Harry dies and visits the 'train station,' he leaves with an unexpected gift he would give anything to protect. That gift, however, turns friend into foe and forces Harry to flee for his life. But when Harry reaches the end of his rope, he stumbles through a gateway into another world with subjugating Fae Empires, dangerous magical races, and a man sharing the face of his greatest enemy who connected two worlds through shared dreams.
[Or tldr:]
Harry shares dreams with a Tom from an alt universe while horcrux hunting and ends up knocked up. So he of course achieves interdimensional travel in order to claim that child support.[Revisions added 4/10/24]
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10 Oct 2025
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Harry Potter and the fact his life can't get more fucked up by Awkwardaxalotl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Nov 2025
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Harry sees that playing the hero in his first year gets him dumped back at the dursleys with a pat on the back for literally murdering a man and decides fuck it I live like I want now. He goes to gringotts gets an inheritance test finds out he has a reluctant soulmate and that dumbledore is a prick. Shenanigans ensue. This is purely self indulgent and my first attempt at fanfic .
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11 Sep 2025
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AU. Harry isn’t the Boy-Who-Lived, just a lonely orphan who goes to Hogwarts interested in learning Potions and making friends. But his Potions professor hates him, and Harry can make few friends when he has to conceal his snake familiar and his Parseltongue—and that he seems capable of bringing small animal constructs to life. Blaise Zabini is one of the few people invited into Harry’s secrets, a relationship that grows to be more and more important to both of them as the years pass.
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14 Jul 2025
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The Ineffable Force by Lintilla
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
31 Jan 2021
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“I am a Jedi. You are a Sith. We’re hereditary enemies!”
Obi-Wan becomes increasingly involved in Maul's new life after being the one to rescue him from Lotho Minor. As the two grow close, they begin to realize that when choosing between the light and the dark, they are on their own side.
Some very loose references to Good Omens thrown in for fun. You can find me on Tumblr under the name laurenlena
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