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    sundown starts at half-past six by

    Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)  

    27 Dec 2017

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    “My true love will have hair the color of yellow apples,” and Jack Zimmermann will take a bite from the forbidden fruit, juice running down his chin. “My true love will be exactly five feet and six-and-a-half inches tall,” and he will chew a leaf from a tree of that same height. “My true love will be as sweet as sugar and sharp as lemon,” and he will drink half a glass of Great-Aunt Cathy’s lemonade, waiting until the last dregs of sugar hit his tongue. “And if a single one of these things is not to be, then let it be known—my true love shall not be he.”

    (He knows in his bones that this spell won’t ever come true. After all, his true love isn't real, and if he’s not real, then the curse can’t take him. That’s the whole point.)

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    Or, a Practical Magic AU. Wherein Jack Zimmermann must deal with family curses, hockey legacies, accidental manslaughter, Kent Parson’s obstinate death wish, and a snarky Southern kitchen warlock who won’t mind his own damn business.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    Threads that Bind by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan  

    03 Jun 2020

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    Nico’s own heart drops in his chest. He kneels to his feet, offering a hand to his fallen friend. “Jason—”

    And immediately gets slashed by Jason’s gladius.

    “Agh!” Nico falls back in pain, clutching his wounded arm.

    Jason wobbles to his feet. He looks at Nico through hazy eyes, pointing his sword directly at Nico’s chest. “How the hell do you know my name?”

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    A quest to find Jason turns into a journey to figure out why he was missing in the first place.

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    30 May 2025

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    Cup Rune Over by

    Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)  

    18 Feb 2025

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    After a gruesome war finally comes to treaty, it is decided that the King of Piltover will take a bride from Zaun.

    Viktor isn't expecting to be a candidate.

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    17 Feb 2025

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    you can rip that map to shreds, my dear by for SparkyFrootloops

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman  

    15 Jul 2021

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    This year is Izuku's last chance. His last year before he can try for UA -- his last year find a way to pass the entrance exam despite being quirkless. He plans to study hard, finally convince his mother to let him start training, and hopefully make a friend that isn't his own daemon.

    Unfortunately, the universe has other plans: number one hero All Might has gone missing, and in the darkness, someone is moving to take advantage of the vacuum.

    And Izuku... Well, Izuku stumbles upon a very curious object while walking home. An impossible object.

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    15 Feb 2025

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    Nothing Like the Sun by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    02 Dec 2024

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    Ulder Ravengard wants Wyll to enjoy more of the pleasures of youth, and Cazador Szarr has a solution: an enticing present for the young lord's birthday, in the form of an irresistible pale elf. To Astarion's surprise, Wyll is more interested in companionship than carnal pleasure. Their budding friendship sends ripples through the Gate's elite. But as that friendship begins to blossom into something more, the Grand Duke is called away to Elturel...

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    29 Jan 2025