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"Do you want to fuck me?" Jamie asks Roy in the middle of the fruit and veg section at Tesco.
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08 Sep 2026
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"So you get off on beating me up, do you?" Jamie's nose is starting to bleed again. He licks it off his lip. "Is that why you've been bullying me all this time? Getting your rocks off?"
He tilts his cheek up, daring Roy to slap it again, and gets what he's asked for. Roy keeps to the same cheek, wanting to see the difference between the two as it pinks up. It's fucking sublime, it's fucking art, like a torn-up rose, like that painting that shredded itself right after being sold, like Roy's fucking knee. Nothing's perfect until it's not anymore.
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08 Sep 2026
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Of course Roy's not the only person ever to have a thing for Jamie's arse. Obviously. Jamie's arse is fucking legendary. It has three fan clubs and at least two stalkers creepy enough for the letters to be on file with the police. Roy's not the only person ever to fuck it, either—Jamie was everybody's gay experiment back at the academy, and his dating history has featured several women with impressive toy collections. He's well-acquainted with the wonders of the prostate.
But Roy is different. Everyone else Jamie has banged was interested in his arse as part of a larger appreciation for his whole body—like a side dish, or one option in a buffet. For Roy, it turns out, Jamie's arse is emphatically the main course.
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08 Sep 2026
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"Just realised the gaffer don't pat me bum, like, ever. Pep did it all the time."
Roy shrugs. "Americans. They think it's fucking sexual harassment or some shit."
Jamie makes a face like what the fuck. "It's nice, though," he says. "Like a little 'good lad' without having to speak, y'know? I like it." He takes a swig of water and bounces on the balls of his feet, awaiting further instructions.
"Then I'll stop fucking doing it," Roy grumps, but they both know he doesn't mean it.
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08 Sep 2026
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It's almost—almost—a relief. It's been exhausting, all the ducking and dodging and repressing. That's over, now that Jamie knows how soft the inside of Roy's bottom lip feels against his tongue. There's no repressing anymore, there's no denial. He's in fucking love, can't be helped. In a way, it feels nice to let go of his hangups and just accept it.
In another way, a much more immediate way, it feels like hot shit.
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08 Sep 2026