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Flambae and Waterboy match online dating app.
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"How, how do you do it? Make time, for uh, seeing people."
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
"I've been trying but I just feel like I don't have the time. But you talk about, meeting, seeing people-"
"You're asking me for advice on hooking up with people?"
"No, maybe? Yes."
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Policy reform is the worst.
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"You don't get to touch me, got it?"
All Herm could do is nod his head, it's not everyday you get one of the world's hottest men in-between your legs.
"Good."
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"Wait, are you serious?"
"Ww-hy would I-I joke about that?"
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Tip of the Tongue, Back of the Throat by atypicalinterjection
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
10 Jun 2026
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The information had arisen from an extremely drunken conversation that Herman had had with Victor at one of the many bars the Z-team frequented. A conversation that he had forgotten about entirely by the next morning, and, horrifyingly, a conversation that had been quickly circulated to and through the entire team by the next day. A conversation, as eloquently phrased by Victor, about how “Waterboy went ham on his own shlong like a megaperv.”
or; Robert makes a deal with Herman to have him show off how he sucks his own cock.
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10 Jun 2026
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After suffering from hypothermia due to his powers not handling cold well, Waterboy and Flambae find themselves in each other's lives and have to learn how to navigate their new dynamic.
A slow burn Waterbae.
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Flambae didn’t know what he’d expected. A touch, maybe, or for him to spit water all over him, letting it seep into the wound and work its magic from there. Instead, Waterboy had leaned down to level with Flambae’s stomach, and had put his mouth on him as one would with—fuck, as one would with any other part of someone that wasn’t a fucking gunshot wound. Flambae managed to tilt his head down, and he watched as Waterboy worked his tongue inside, gauging how deep this new hole of his was. He wondered—inanely, hysterically—if Waterboy was going to dig the bullet out with his tongue.
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Or: Flambae gets shot during a mission. The good news is that Waterboy’s there to help.
The bad news is how he goes about it.
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21 Mar 2026
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After kissing Waterboy without anything back, Flambae can’t get over what he did wrong. Prism needs to help those idiots in love with their stupid miscommunication.
Work in SDN never stops like karaoke songs.
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27 Feb 2026
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Navigating dating can be difficult under normal circumstances, but add in potential HR violations in the workplace and meeting the family to the mix, and things can get complicated. Not to mention, trying to keep the city from falling apart with an uptick in crime since Shroud's defeat. They'll make it work though. Probably.
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Direct sequel to gotta start somewhere, where Waterboy and Flambae have been together two months and still trying to get their shit together.
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- Part 2 of i wanna be your what's happening
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27 Feb 2026