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“Stop teaching Mihawk gross shit.”
“What the hell does that mean?”
Zoro leans against one of the sofas in the room, swords tucked under his arm.
“Earlier I heard him on the transponder snail talking to you-know-who and he said ‘I will rizz you up so terribly you won’t know what hit you.’ I don’t know what that means, but the way you-know-who laughed made me think it’s something gross. Which obviously means Mihawk learnt it from you, so quit it.”
Perona looks shifty, her eyes everywhere but on Zoro.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
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Or,
Perona has been teaching Mihawk slang to “help the swordsman stay relevant”. It does not go down well for Zoro.
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“But what am I supposed to do until it wears off? I can’t just go around telling the truth all the time. Lying’s my whole thing!”
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The Things I Do For You by iron_woobie_rwa
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
04 Jun 2021
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Of the thirty-one (sorry Falman, thirty-three!) laundromats in Central, why is it that everyone has ended up at the same one? Team Mustang antics, post the move to Central.
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01 Aug 2022
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AMAZING I THINK ABOUT THIS ON THE REGULAR THANK YOU FOR THIS MASTERPIECE
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taehyung had already had a pretty weird day, so really, being cornered into an alley by a vampire on his way home from work was probably to be expected.
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"but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic would they be seriously grossed out" au
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29 Jan 2022
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There is a dick on his face. There is a big, bold dick drawn onto his face in black permanent marker, and though Jeongguk scrubs and scrubs and scrubs until his forehead is red, he only succeeds in smudging it around.
He pumps a fistful of soap onto the towel and renews his efforts with twice the vigor. He has hagwon later today, and he’d rather step on Legos than go there like this. Maybe, he thinks, pausing for a second to examine the state of the dick, his parents will allow him to skip just this once. Does this count as a medical emergency? Jeongguk isn’t sure, but his hands are shaky and the towel is shaky and he’s growing more panicked by the second because it won’t come off.
He’s going to die. He’s going to die of public humiliation in front of everyone, and then he’s going to come back to life and kill his soulmate, because who the fuck draws a dick on their forehead knowing full well that it’ll show up on someone else, too?
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27 Jan 2022
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Taehyung and Jungkook meet on Omegle.
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26 Jan 2022