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“But what am I supposed to do until it wears off? I can’t just go around telling the truth all the time. Lying’s my whole thing!”
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31 Oct 2024
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The Things I Do For You by iron_woobie_rwa
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
04 Jun 2021
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Of the thirty-one (sorry Falman, thirty-three!) laundromats in Central, why is it that everyone has ended up at the same one? Team Mustang antics, post the move to Central.
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01 Aug 2022
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AMAZING I THINK ABOUT THIS ON THE REGULAR THANK YOU FOR THIS MASTERPIECE
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taehyung had already had a pretty weird day, so really, being cornered into an alley by a vampire on his way home from work was probably to be expected.
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"but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic would they be seriously grossed out" au
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29 Jan 2022
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There is a dick on his face. There is a big, bold dick drawn onto his face in black permanent marker, and though Jeongguk scrubs and scrubs and scrubs until his forehead is red, he only succeeds in smudging it around.
He pumps a fistful of soap onto the towel and renews his efforts with twice the vigor. He has hagwon later today, and he’d rather step on Legos than go there like this. Maybe, he thinks, pausing for a second to examine the state of the dick, his parents will allow him to skip just this once. Does this count as a medical emergency? Jeongguk isn’t sure, but his hands are shaky and the towel is shaky and he’s growing more panicked by the second because it won’t come off.
He’s going to die. He’s going to die of public humiliation in front of everyone, and then he’s going to come back to life and kill his soulmate, because who the fuck draws a dick on their forehead knowing full well that it’ll show up on someone else, too?
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27 Jan 2022
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Taehyung and Jungkook meet on Omegle.
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26 Jan 2022
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cuz in a sky full of stars (i think i saw you) by wowoashley (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
23 Dec 2015
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taehyung always has bad ideas. and jeongguk thinks this might be the best.
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26 Jan 2022
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“They say when you fall in love you can’t fall asleep, but now that I’ve met you I feel like I finally can.”
A University AU where Jungkook and Taehyung become roommates. But Jungkook has insomnia and can't fall asleep with other people and Taehyung can't fall asleep alone.
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26 Jan 2022
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Wonwoo insults a fortune teller, who in return puts a curse on Wonwoo.
Not believing in any of it, Wonwoo returns to his dorm, only to realize that he actually might have been cursed, and that nothing but his roommate slash greatest enemy Kim Mingyu seems to be able to help him.
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17 Jan 2022
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Mingyu’s just relieved there’s another sober person at this godforsaken party. Even if that other person might potentially be a serial killer (?) in his free time.
(Mingyu pinpoints the name after five seconds—Jeon Wonwoo—and double-takes. Wonwoo’s in Mingyu’s calc class, and he always sits in the back and never speaks. Which is all fine and dandy, but he’s hot, so people talk. Accounts of attempting to ask the boy out have been catalogued as an acceptable horror story to tell around the campfire.
But Mingyu does not give a shit about that right now. He’s desperate. So he grabs the water bottle and says, “Please help me.”
Wonwoo’s eyes widen. “Excuse me?”)
[5 (wildly incorrect) theories about Jeon Wonwoo that Mingyu’s heard and the 1 fact that he discovered for himself.]
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- Part 1 of adore u
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Bookmarked by fireboysanji
16 Jan 2022
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yeah I love this, i love them, I love you dear author.
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Wonwoo and Mingyu are just two best friends trying to put themselves through college. By making porn.
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20 Oct 2021
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The two of them have never gotten along, not even for a second since they met, and they are, as far as Wonwoo is concerned, sworn enemies.
So, you can imagine Wonwoo’s surprise when, on a regular Wednesday morning, Wonwoo is making a cup of tea in the office break room and the door slams open against the wall and a heaving, sweaty, panicked Mingyu busts through the doorway and shouts, “YOU NEED TO COME WITH ME RIGHT NOW AND PRETEND TO BE MY BOYFRIEND.”
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- Part 1 of About Time
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Bookmarked by fireboysanji
17 Oct 2021
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The humour, the sexual tension, the sweetness of these two. I'M CRYING. 10/10 WOULD READ AGAIN.
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When Mingyu’s doctor advices him to take a break from everything due to his insomnia, he defers the next semester at university and packs his things to visit his grandmother in a small village far away from the rush of the city.
Once there, he meets Wonwoo, and quickly realizes that sleepless nights are going to be the least of his problems.
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15 Oct 2021
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Wonwoo is pretty sure his entire family hates him and his commitment issues are starting to make his life (as well as Mingyu's) miserable.
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- Part 1 of Kalon Universe
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12 Oct 2021
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Sweet, and made me really emotional. Rip to my sleep cycle.
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Heavenly Pillar Restoration Techniques by acernor for Feynite
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Apr 2020
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Shen Qingqiu has seen porn, okay?
Back in the days when he was online for approximately 85% of his waking hours, there were popups all over the place. Sure, most of them were animated (poorly); most of them were gay male porn, for some reason (some reason); but there was some disconcerting real life stuff as well!
He’s seen a vagina. At least a few times! He knows what they look like!
Liu Qingge, on the other hand… Shen Qingqiu is 99% sure that this man hasn’t seen a vagina since the day he came out of one, if the way he’s staring down his pants in horror is any indication.
...Luo Binghe, Shen Qingqiu, and Liu Qingge are all infected by a terrible pollen that gives them a ~woman's body~ and can only be cured through orgasm. They, uh, work together, as um, a team, to- uh- to- orgasms are involved
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04 Sep 2021
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GUOSHI IS THIS CLOSE TO FIGURING IT OUT!!!!!!! by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Nov 2021
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Mei Nianqing is still proud of his former pupil—and why SHOULDN’T he be? Despite 800 years and, ahem, a little rebellious phase, Xie Lian still had all the qualities of the perfect student: diligent, intelligent, celibate—yes, CELIBATE! Surely he was still celibate, even after running off with that no-good ghost king, right? After all, he's Xie Lian! He wouldn’t break his principles, especially not over someone like that.
But, over the course of a prolonged stay at paradise manor, the evidence starts building up...and to his horror, Guoshi is beginning to suspect that...his star pupil, his pure snow-white lotus...His Highness the Crown Prince...
...IS SECRETLY TEACHING HUA CHENG CALLIGRAPHY!!!
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13 Aug 2021
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Atlas by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Feb 2019
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"Eh! 'Little brother,' what!" Wei WuXian says, mock-outraged. "I'm thirty-five!" (Sort of. He was born thirty-five years ago, anyway.) "You must be, what, twenty-five tops?"
"Nooo," Xie Lian says, smiling. "I'm eight hundred years old."
"You don't look a day over four hundred," Wei WuXian says. "Seriously, how old are you?"
"Seriously, I'm eight hundred years old," Xie Lian tells him.
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Lan WangJi had a lot of time to pray to different gods while Wei WuXian was dead. One of them was Hua Cheng.
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23 Jun 2021
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CRYING WHY IS THIS SO CUTE!!!!!! LWJ AND HC AS FRIENDS??? SIGN ME UP!
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a sugar coated pill and a pick me up by whomstisthis
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
31 Jul 2017
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As Namjoon stood slightly removed from the scene, bemusedly watching the six-year-olds swarm around his cooler (which he had borrowed from his mom), he didn’t even notice that someone had sidled up next to him until he heard the tiny, but undoubtedly exasperated, huff.
He followed the sound, turning his head to the right. A guy was standing there, arms crossed, lips pursed. He let out another huff, louder this time, but only slightly.
Namjoon refused to acknowledge him. What the fuck was this guy’s deal? Was he really that bitter that his six-year-old just lost a soccer game for six-year-olds?
One more huff from the guy.
He was beginning to think this guy’s lips were just perpetually pursed and would simply never, ever unpurse themselves, when he, the guy, finally unpursed his lips to speak.
“I just think it’s pretty irresponsible to bring Gatorade to a soccer game for first graders,” he said, huffily, “No offense.”
(or: namjin are soccer dads who fall in luv)
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- Part 1 of no sleep till brooklyn
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Wet Cats by Anonymous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Jul 2020
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What if Wei Wuxian hadn't pissed all his days away?
(Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji fall in love from the word go)Now with added SVSS!
Current chapter: Shen Jiu and the Cuckoo bird of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect.
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He was the last person Namjoon expected to hear from - thought he was dreaming when he saw the email in his work inbox. It was short and simple, typical Hoseok. Just: We saw what happened. We’re so sorry. If you need get away for awhile, you’re always welcome to come stay with us - JH. He wonders now if Hoseok was surprised when he said yes. If Hoseok only extended the invitation because he didn’t think Namjoon would actually come.
(Or: Namjoon chose a solo career and left Yoongi and Hoseok behind. Seven years later, after being outed by a Korean tabloid, he ends up on their couch in Queens, trying to face an uncertain future. And confront feelings that have persisted for nearly a decade.)
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14 Jan 2021
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one of my favourite bts fics of all time 💖
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Matchmaker, Matchmaker by pengiesama
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Feb 2019
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Every night, Xie Lian visits the Ghost City to tutor its king. Every morning, Xie Lian leaves; still single and unsmooched.
Luckily, Shi Qing Xuan is a professional(?) matchmaker, and is here to HELP OUT.
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25 Dec 2020