13 Works by firebuffalo

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    After leaving his ex-girlfriend Bea, and taking her award winning cat with him, Carl is understandably low on funds. His savings wiped out in order to pay for Donut, he stumbles upon a personal ad that might be able to help him.
    He’s going to have to get a little uncomfortable. But hey, it’s just foot pictures, right? What’s the big deal?

    As time goes on, and with a newly discovered little brother to add to the mix, keeping the two lives separated starts to become more difficult. And Foot Guy's requests are only getting weirder. But that's okay. If he gets too weird, Carl can always just block him.

    Right?

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    59,076
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    171
    Kudos:
    232
    Bookmarks:
    41
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    The AI gives out a lot of different notifications and messages to its favorite crawler. Some of them get marked special so it can come back to them later...

    This is a series of drabbles and one-shots written for the DCC/KBS Kinktober 2025 Challenge! Most (if not all) of these are gonna be aiCarly because of who I am as a person.

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    English
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    6,277
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,355
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    Carl and the AI fall into a regular schedule of what one of them would call dates, and the other would call torture sessions. But Carl has learned his lesson, and he isn't running anymore.

    However, the AI is getting more volatile and more angry with each passing day, and Carl's friends are growing more worried. Something terrible is building, something that Carl hopes he, and his sanity, will survive.

    Series
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    English
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    8,922
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
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    The AI has a little bit of fun with Carl in Orren's office.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    630
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    New Achievement! Be a Good Boy for Daddy

    You managed to piss off the System AI enough that it had to take you aside and teach you a lesson. Daddy always gets what he wants, baby boy, so you better remember that in the future when you get it into your puny little mind to deny me again. Though who knows! Maybe you'll disobey me on purpose since you seemed to enjoy our little session so much.

    And trust me, things WILL get worse if you try to pawn off that thoughtful gift I gave you.

    Reward: you already got your reward! And boy did Daddy enjoy giving it to you!

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    6,943
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    4,379
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    It's the eighth floor, and Carl is trying very hard not to get sucked in to yet another fucked up sex dream. In fact, he's willing to go to some dangerous lengths to avoid it.

    The AI, however, does not tolerate disobedience in its pet. It will teach Carl this lesson, one way or another.

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    English
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    11,563
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,454
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    How the Maestro became Carl's naughty little piggy

    AKA a text version of the infamous Pork Boy snick

    Language:
    English
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    998
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    529
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    Carl's family has made it out of the dungeon. Donut is safe and free. He’d promised he'd be right behind her, but he had lied. With one final act, one final bomb, he'll finally get to rest.

    Unfortunately, the AI has other ideas.

    Language:
    English
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    2,828
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    828
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    MAJOR BOOK 7 SPOILERS AHEAD

    The AI contemplates its favorite crawler as he sits on the floor of a dingy gas station in not-actually-Florida. One decision, and everything changes.

    AKA the single most intimate moment of the AI’s life

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    255
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    1,166
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    **Major Book 7 Spoilers! Don't Proceed Until You've Read Up To Chapter 38, At Least!**

    orren and carl are prisoners surviving a terrible hardship together and must rely on one another to survive: the spank fic

    Language:
    English
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    9,207
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    983
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    Carl hasn’t slept in days. Not after that last dream. His family is worried about him, but right now everyone is just trying to make sure they survive the end of the floor.

    With the Butcher’s Masquerade fast approaching, Carl tries his hand at some negotiation.

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    English
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    11,275
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2,284
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    Carl goes mushroom picking in the forest. Carl does not have a good time mushroom picking in the forest.

    Takes place sometime towards the end of The Butcher's Masquerade.

    Part 1 of a series of drabbles inspired by the various Status Effects in the book.

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    English
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    2,130
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    814
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    I'm booooored. Dance for me monkey! You already know what Daddy wants. You've been a good boy for me so far, keeping that nice present like I told you to. Let's keep the streak going, shall we?

    Reward: you will receive a Legendary Shoe Box!

    Warning: if you fail to complete this quest in the allotted time, a random item in your possession will be cursed. Which item? Which Curse? That's for me to know and you to find out!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,924
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2,785

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