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Wanted: Feet Pics $100/Pic by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler), rockwarbler, Zravv
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
28 Dec 2025
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After leaving his ex-girlfriend Bea, and taking her award winning cat with him, Carl is understandably low on funds. His savings wiped out in order to pay for Donut, he stumbles upon a personal ad that might be able to help him.
He’s going to have to get a little uncomfortable. But hey, it’s just foot pictures, right? What’s the big deal?As time goes on, and with a newly discovered little brother to add to the mix, keeping the two lives separated starts to become more difficult. And Foot Guy's requests are only getting weirder. But that's okay. If he gets too weird, Carl can always just block him.
Right?
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- Part 1 of Foot-Photo-Funtime!
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SELECT * FROM logs WHERE crawler_id = 4122 AND spank_bank = TRUE by firebuffalo
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
18 Oct 2025
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The AI gives out a lot of different notifications and messages to its favorite crawler. Some of them get marked special so it can come back to them later...
This is a series of drabbles and one-shots written for the DCC/KBS Kinktober 2025 Challenge! Most (if not all) of these are gonna be aiCarly because of who I am as a person.
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Sadomasochism for Dummies by firebuffalo
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
17 Sep 2025
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Carl and the AI fall into a regular schedule of what one of them would call dates, and the other would call torture sessions. But Carl has learned his lesson, and he isn't running anymore.
However, the AI is getting more volatile and more angry with each passing day, and Carl's friends are growing more worried. Something terrible is building, something that Carl hopes he, and his sanity, will survive.
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- Part 5 of Dungeon After Hours with Daddy AI
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The AI has a little bit of fun with Carl in Orren's office.
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New Achievement! Be a Good Boy for Daddy by firebuffalo
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
29 Jul 2025
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New Achievement! Be a Good Boy for Daddy
You managed to piss off the System AI enough that it had to take you aside and teach you a lesson. Daddy always gets what he wants, baby boy, so you better remember that in the future when you get it into your puny little mind to deny me again. Though who knows! Maybe you'll disobey me on purpose since you seemed to enjoy our little session so much.
And trust me, things WILL get worse if you try to pawn off that thoughtful gift I gave you.
Reward: you already got your reward! And boy did Daddy enjoy giving it to you!
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- Part 1 of Dungeon After Hours with Daddy AI
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Dungeon After Hours with Daddy AI by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler)
Fandom: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
17 Sep 2025
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The System AI figures out a way to spend some quality time with his favorite crawler <3 Carl is less than thrilled
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Foot-Photo-Funtime! by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler), rockwarbler, Zravv
Fandom: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
28 Dec 2025
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You Have Been Afflicted With... by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler)
Fandom: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
01 Nov 2024
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A series of drabbles, each one inspired by a different Status Effect from the books!
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Pentacle of Tentacles by hagofthehills
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
29 Dec 2025
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Carl and Donut have to kill a country boss-level Krakaren monster so they can meet up with the other crawlers and get down to the next floor. (Un)fortunately for Carl, there's another, easier way to defeat it than killing it! The AI decides to show up and make extra, doubly certain that Carl understands his options.
(this is 9k words of tentacle porn)
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Collective Understanding by hagofthehills
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
07 Dec 2025
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Takes place in the middle of This Inevitable Ruin.
Carl doesn't feel any different as a Primal than he did as a human. At least, not until the stress of the 9th floor starts to get under his skin. Then a little quirk of the Primal race takes over, and boy does he ever regret his choice.
The AI takes pity on him and tries to help him understand the nuances of his new race, out of the pure, selfless magnanimity of its code. It has zero ulterior motives whatsoever.
Bookmarked by firebuffalo
28 Nov 2025
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Why Rodney Should Stop Recommending Planets the Ancients Struck from their Database, or, The One with Tentacle Hentai by bironic
Fandoms: SGA - Fandom, Stargate Atlantis
27 Mar 2009
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Crap, crap, crap. Being eaten by an overgrown octopus hadn't even made his list of absurd ways he could die in this galaxy.
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- Part 1 of The one with tentacle hentai
Bookmarked by firebuffalo
28 Oct 2025
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I Know You Get Off Every Time You Get Me Down by NotALemon
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
08 Oct 2025
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Carl's Daddy enters the call.
The name in itself is cringe-worthy. Carl had argued for a week against it, but eventually, the guy had threatened to stop sending the money if Carl was going to be an ungrateful little bastard wasting Daddy's time, and Carl had to suck it up and deal with the creeper.
“Hi, baby,” Daddy croons. Carl doesn't even know the guy's real name. He's only ever called himself Daddy. The packages he receives are from A.I. Daddy, which gives pretty much zero clues other than the first two initials.
“Took you long enough.”
The man tuts. Carl wishes he could see the man's face, even just once. He wants to know what a dude like Daddy even looks like. Either unbearably ugly or unreasonably handsome. People with the type of fuck-you money that Daddy does are typically one of the two.
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Kinktober Day 8: webcam / figging / cages
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- Part 8 of Kinktober 2025
Bookmarked by firebuffalo
09 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
DELICIOUS no-dungeon AU 😍 horribly toxic and PERFECT
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“A man lost in the desert must take such water as he is offered, no matter who it comes from.” Joe Abercrombie
Trapped in a desperate situation, Harry Dresden turns to the one man left who can help him. However, the assistance of Johnny Marcone never comes cheap.
Complete.
Bookmarked by firebuffalo
22 Sep 2025