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The contact is brief, but it is enough.
And with that, a wave of pheromones floods his nostrils, thick enough to drown in. Nauseating, suffocating. Enough to make his legs go weak, his head spin, a burning ache twisting low in his stomach.
No.
No.
Of all the alphas in this rotting hell, he had to meet the only one whose scent has never repulsed him.
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The only person Alastor ever thought he could allow himself to be intimate with, until Vox decided to ruin everything with a damn business proposal.
Or: A truck full of love potions crashes and its content spills out. Chaos ensues. Alastor and Vox find themselves on top of a communications tower. There is a small room in that tower. Vox gives, Alastor takes. They communicate.
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admission free (could it be?) by CalamityUnlocked
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
05 Sep 2025
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A gradient of dark blue and pink is washed over the stage, deepening the shadows on his face. His hair is fucking perfect. Not a single flyaway or split end in sight. Lark wants to hate him but can’t quite bring himself to it.
“You know,” the man drawls into his microphone, “a little ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ can go a long way.” He pauses for effect. “It might even make you likable.”
Okay, maybe Lark can in fact bring himself to hate him.
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The punk scene in all likelihood saved Lark's life; for a while, he was miserable in all the right ways. But reading Kropotkin and doing drugs never actually fixed anything. The only fulfilling part of his life is his job as a sound tech at a local club.
Sadly, sometimes that means he has to deal with asshole musicians who think they're hot shit.
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- Part 1 of Punk AU
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Kelsey goes about checking on Trudy's internal working, and finds out something surprising about how all those wires work.
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If You’re Gonna Scream, Scream With Me by WrigglingWraith
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
27 Mar 2025
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A command spell from an acolyte leads to some friendly fire between Nick and Lark, and smut and feelings ensue.
First chapter is light angst and violence, second chapter is smut, and third chapter is post-coital autistic rizz, as GOD INTENDED.
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“We’re friends! We’re partners!” Normal explained. “We’re…okay, right now we’re parents, so that makes it more complicated…”
“Oh, please don’t say that,” Sparrow despaired with his head in his hands.
“Are you four…dating?” Grant asked.
“No, Dad, we’re just friends,” Lincoln said with an exasperated sigh. What about this could his dad not understand?
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Or, Nick tells the other kiddads that all their kids are married. It goes as well as you can expect, especially when the teens are taking care of babydolls for class and insist on calling each other parents.