15 Bookmarks by fulltimeproblem

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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    God, he thinks. This is fucking weird. He needs to leave.

    He doesn’t.

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    01 Nov 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 92

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    They’ve been watching each other the whole show, Patrick sly beneath the brim of his hat and Pete not even bothering to hide it, just turning his face to gaze at him full-out, eyes limpid, instinctual like a plant to the sun. The air tastes like electricity, like the frisson of energy before a thunderstorm, and Pete feels like a photocopy of himself: poised here on the cusp of something that twenty years ago filled him with as much aching want as it does now.

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    or: pete is allowed to touch

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    04 Jun 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    Pete’s seen gay porn before, alright.

    It’s always been kind of something to gawk at. Like ‘oh fuck, that’s crazy! Two dudes fucking!’ and he’d point and laugh about it with his friends and it’s just this entire spectacle because watching gay porn is like the ultimate comedy event for a bunch of immature twenty-something-year old straight guys.

    Pete, however, has never seen gay porn and gotten off on it, before. Until now, that is.

    (it ain't easy being queer and also in your mid-forties)

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    17 May 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    Patrick decides to chaperone his daughter's class trip to the aquarium out of the blue. This has nothing to do with whether or not her teacher will be there.

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    13 May 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    “It’s quite simple,” they start. “Your files have been reviewed, your lives analyzed, and the math was overwhelming, really. It was almost as if there was no point in crunching the numbers at all.” The being’s smile widens. “It’s quite sweet, if you don’t mind me saying so. I don’t get to work with a lot of long-time soulmates.”

     

     

     

     

    If the being can feel the weight of what they just said, they’re unfazed by it. They don’t even blink. Patrick freezes the same second Pete does, and he chokes out, “But we weren’t together.” He glances at Pete, looks away just as quickly. “Not when we died, not ever.”

     

    “The universe is funny like that,” the being says with a nod.

     

    Patrick and Pete? Soulmates in the afterlife? Who would've guessed!

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    12 May 2024

  6. Public Bookmark 30

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    “We don’t have to,” Pete continues softly, his expression morphing into something more like a comforting smile than a mask. His thumb rubs circles on the inside of Patrick’s knee. “We can watch a movie, or write— whatever you want.”

    Patrick looks into Pete’s eyes, black when the bus is between streetlights and flashing amber when under one. There’s no need to do this if their other tactics will work, and there’s nothing saying they won’t at the moment.

    And yet, his head is full of Pete, of the siren’s call of stripped down to our skeletons.

    Patrick says, “I want you… I want you to.”

    Patrick can't sleep- Pete's lyrics are keeping him up. Pete helps him by taking a page out of Patrick's book.

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    12 May 2024

  7. Public Bookmark 11

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    Shameless PWP inspired by the tour/2ourdust era. Pete spying on FOB twitter to tell Patrick how hot the internet thinks he is.

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    09 Apr 2024

  8. Public Bookmark 38

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    Patrick doesn't know how to cope with a break up. His solution is Pete. Pete's solution is writing an album. Patrick works through past, present, and future feelings while writing So Much (for) Stardust.

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    14 Mar 2024

  9. Public Bookmark 68

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    Pete is a werewolf, and Patrick is his mate. It wouldn't be a problem...except Patrick doesn't know. And he doesn't feel that way about Pete, anyway.

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    04 Feb 2024

  10. Public Bookmark 36

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    Pete Wentz is an enigma. Pete is a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Pete is a secret wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Patrick isn’t sure what Pete’s deal is, he’s not really sure why Pete hates him, all he knows is that he hates Pete right back, and then some. 

    He hates his stupid chiselled cheekbones, his bleached blond, dark at the roots, just got out of bed hair, his slack tie with his never ironed shirt, his intense amber eyes. Everything about Pete just screams, I’m too good for this. I’m too good for you. What a pretentious ass. 

    Unfortunately, Pete is also the person Patrick has to share an office with late one night on Christmas Eve.

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    22 Dec 2023

  11. Public Bookmark 23

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    Written for the FOB Actually Fic Exchange prompt - "Pete/Patrick, sick single and miserable"
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    From the top of the blankets was a tuft of tawny hair, and below that was an opening around a pair of glasses.

    Startled, Pete said, “Oh! Hey there! I’m from Instacart.”

    The blankets groaned back at him.

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    A 2021 Instacart AU.

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    28 Nov 2023

  12. Public Bookmark *

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    “In another life where I didn’t have a Pete, if I wrote a song – ‘cuz I – 'Saturday,' I wrote most of that – I did write most of that by myself, right? So there’s a world where that song exists without the band. There’s no world where I sing it in front of people without Pete.”

    --Patrick Stump, killing us all slowly through all of 2023

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    08 Oct 2023

  13. Public Bookmark *

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    (you want to get burned, you want to get turned, you want to get fucked inside out)

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    08 Oct 2023

  14. Public Bookmark 37

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    If there's one thing Patrick wishes for, it's a band.

    If there's one thing Pete can do, it's grant wishes.

    A retelling of Cinderella in which the princess does not want a handsome prince and the Faerie Godperson can't get the magic quite right.

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    08 Oct 2023

  15. Public Bookmark 57

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    Patrick works tech support at Clandestine Industries. The boss is, like, unspeakably hot. And awful with technology.

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    08 Oct 2023

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