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    scraps & deleted scenes from the werewolf!tom universe:

    Chapter 1: Mark & wolf!Tom's reunion in 2022

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    When he places the joint back between his own lips, Tom's more aware than ever that he's putting his mouth where Mark's just was. He can still feel the teeth marks pressed into the joint under his lip. He closes his eyes, and inhales as deeply as he can.

    Thankfully, Mark waits until Tom has exhaled to say, "Just shotgun me this time."

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    Biting his lip against a grin, Tom flops onto his side on the couch and props his head up on his hand. “Okay, seriously, though. Is it weird we haven’t kissed on the mouth?”

    “I feel like it’s a lot weirder that you won’t stop talking about it.”

    “Look, just because it keeps coming up, that’s not my fault. It’s like - cosmic energy shit.”

    “The universe wants us to kiss each other,” Mark says flatly, narrowing his eyes at Tom’s reflection rather than turning around.

    AKA: what if tom was super serious on the one more time tour that he and mark have never kissed, but they finally, finally did, unleashing 20 on 30 years of sexual tension etc.

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    For months, Tom's moved his whole schedule around, done whatever he needed to do to prove that blink is his priority right now - because it is. He hasn't been the reason they've had to reschedule anything yet, and he's desperately trying not to be, ever. At least not for another couple of years.

    The problem is, this weekend is the full moon, and that's not exactly something he can work around.

    Tom is a werewolf. It changes less than you would think. (AKA 30 years of ups and downs of Tom and Mark's whatever you wanna call it, but Tom is a werewolf in this one)

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    “I’m serious, if you move you’re gonna mess me up. This is already - you know, I’m not promising you professional level here, it’s just - you’re gonna get - a braid, or something resembling one. Hopefully.”

    “I wasn’t trying to move,” Pete mumbles - but his complaint is half-hearted at best. For a moment, he lets the weight of his head rest on Patrick’s hand, and then he shifts back to a more correct posture, and lowers his shoulders. “Anyways - back to how you were totally in love with me in high school-”

    It tumbles out like a joke, like Pete’s not being serious at all so it shouldn’t matter - Pete wouldn’t laugh if he knew, so - Patrick’s long-held suspicions were right, and Pete, in fact, does not know.

    Pete asks Patrick to braid his hair before a show, and the chat that happens while Patrick's playing with Pete's hair brings about some long overdue confessions.

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    “Yeah, sorry, just-” Pete huffs out a breath and leans in closer. “Planning my approach. There’s tactics involved,” He’s bluffing, mostly, half-joking - but he is, suddenly, very close to Patrick. He’s bracing one hand on the cushions just by Patrick’s head, kneeling next to him on the couch, and when he leans in enough to see the smudged traces of the makeup - he’s not at the right angle to feel the warmth of Patrick’s breath, but he’s basically close enough.

    Patrick’s eye closes again, and Pete leans just that last little bit closer as brings up the cloth to brush it gently over Patrick’s eyelid.

    Pete helps Patrick get his makeup off after the Halloween show. Then some other stuff happens. (Mostly talking)

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    Instinct, and muscle memory for a memory he shouldn’t even have, tells him to lean up and press a kiss to the corner of Pete’s mouth - but finally, something kicks in enough to tell him - that’s not right. That’s not something they actually do.

    Patrick starts having dreams about kissing Pete, and starts struggling with telling dreams from reality, because the dreams seem to make so much sense. But surely there's a reason they haven't been kissing all these years - right?

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    Even after like, barely 24 hours, he misses Patrick. It feels too embarrassing to even admit out loud, let alone to Patrick. Pete knows all he has to do is text or Facetime and Patrick would probably answer, but it feels - goofy. Childish. Clingy.

    Patrick should be asleep anyways, because it’s late and he should be resting since he’s still feeling under the weather. So - instead, Pete’s laying across the bed in the wrong direction, his head dangling off one end, flicking through his phone gallery for all the candids he’s been snapping of Patrick when he’s not paying attention.

    It’s funny, the number of times he’s done almost the exact same thing all through his life: laying around missing Patrick.

    Midway through tour, Pete has to go back to LA for the iHeart awards and leave Patrick back with the touring crew. This should be super fine and normal but - somehow, after barely 24 hours apart, Pete still finds a way to miss him. Patrick facetimes him. It helps.

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    It’s just like, a normal day in December when Patrick asks the worst question he could possibly ask.

    That’s overdramatic, probably - but Pete’s having a nice day. He’s trying to bake some Christmas cookies for his kids, he’s planning his gifts that he hasn’t already bought, he’s finally starting to feel the holiday spirit, and he’s on Facetime with Patrick while they’re both doing other things. It’s a nice, Christmas adjacent kind of day.

    “Pete - whatever happened to that song you wrote?”

    In 2003, Pete very stupidly tried to write Patrick a song for Christmas, and lied to him about it. 20 years later, the truth comes out.

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    “But he never-” Pete stops, trailing off into the empty possibility, the thousand different ways that sentence could end. Patrick never said anything, he never seemed to mind, Pete could never really tell if he noticed or not and would have pulled his still-beating heart out of his own chest and offered it up on a platter if he ever thought it would make any difference, but it never seemed like it would, so he let the words sneak into songs and hang in the open air for 20-something years, and thought they’d dissipated by now.

    “Yeah,” Joe says softly. “I really - thought maybe you guys talked about it or something, but then I realized you didn’t, and I just kind of - I don’t think it’s gonna be the end of the world, you know?"

    What if Pete spent the last 20-something years really truly head over heels in love with Patrick, and Patrick was so genuinely oblivious he had no idea? Then - what if he found out? An exploration of not actually unrequited love that just spends a really long time seeming unrequited, because Patrick needs some time to wrap his head around it, basically.

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