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Wolf does not understand the concept of personal space by idioticIntelligence for The-Stars-Are-Alive
Fandoms: Future Man (TV)
08 Apr 2020
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Pure and utter crack written by someone who has never watched the show nor read any fanfiction for this show, written for someone who has watched the show and would only give the author absolutely no real info on the characters or on the plot of the show.
They're in a motel, that's all I can really tell you with any certainty.
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18 Mar 2026
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You're perfect, Michael Afton - Sequel to You're an Idiot, Mike Schmidt by mmorgee
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023), Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Night's at Freddy's 2 (Movie 2025)
19 Dec 2025
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“Oh, I’ve dreamt about this.” The admission comes freely, Michael not even fully aware he’d said it out loud as he squeezes his eyes shut again.
“Of me giving you a blowjob?” Mike laughed more, thumbing Michael’s pants open and pulling them down with his boxers slowly. As more skin is revealed, Mike pauses to press more quick kisses along Michael’s skin- down his hips, between his thighs, and over his knees. “That’s sweet. I think.”
“No, of-“Michael’s voice catches in his throat, squirming under Mike as soon as his legs were free. Mike pushes his legs aside, holding them open as he kissed back up his right leg. “Of you saying I’m…”
“Perfect?”
“It sounds pathetic when you say it out loud.” Michael’s displeased, face twisting into a glare as he looked down at Mike.
“I don’t think it’s pathetic.” Mike murmured, “I think it’s sweet. You dream of me saying anything else?”Or
Half a year into the future of "You're an Idiot, Mike Schmidt", which you might want to read before this. Michael grows restless over how long he can actually stay with Mike- for many reasons, including his own growing discomfort with being happy. Mike blows him about it.
Kind of ooc I feel like, idk srry LOLSeries
- Part 2 of They Need Therapy - Miketosis
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15 Feb 2026
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"Mike has told her before, voice gentle but firm, that she shouldn't ask Michael about stuff to do with Freddy's and her friends. Shouldn't talk about it at all, with him or around him, because it upsets him a lot, and she really doesn't want to upset Michael. She gets an awful feeling in her stomach when she sees him cry or go all empty, when he'll cling hard to Mike and shake or plead or scream like someone's hurting him, and she really really doesn't want it to be her fault. But there's so many things she wants to know.
So many things that Mike won't tell her, that Michael will."Or, Michael and Abby do some drawing together while Mike works on fixing up the house, and Abby has some questions. About Charlotte, and about William, and about Michael's scars.
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The Guilt Never Really Left, You Know by neuro_psyche
Fandoms: Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman - All Media Types
04 May 2024
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Red Hood’s modulated voice is bone-chilling. Nearly every sleaze-bag in Crime Alley had become accustomed to the gravely robotic nature of it. The unnatural shifts in his words and the variations in pitch being just ever so slightly off putting. Borderline uncanny, yet everyone who’s heard it knows there’s a human behind that voice. A man who choses to blow a hole through someone’s skull without so much of an afterthought.
Though, no one had ever heard that voice scream.
Not until tonight.
Or, Red Hood is captured, Nightwing saves him and while helping him afterwards, puts the wrong puzzle pieces together and confronts him which does not go quite how he planned.
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God Forbid a Guy Have a Hobby by DecaffeinatedApollyon for Moldy_Potatoes
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
25 Apr 2025
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Tim decides that he needs a hobby.
Obviously this leads to him traveling the world for two years, becoming a ghost, returning to Gotham, acquiring a little brother and giving Batman a head of grey hairs.
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05 Dec 2025