funkyasgard
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- Hannibal (TV) (11)
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (3)
- The Menu (2022) (1)
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Will is a prototype Cyberlife android designed to intimately understand. Its mission is simple—catch killers to finish cases. It doesn't expect to find itself wanting anything more than that.
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an au of season one, in which will is an android
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hannibal is in his early killer days, and is having a poor night. will, unfortunately, is rather observant.
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@grahamcracker
“i will put you on a leash like one of my dogs.” his words not mine!!Will is just trying to survive high school, which is somehow easier and harder with Beverly tweeting every other thing he does. Oh, and of course, Hannibal is Hannibal.
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i lied, i do abandon my shit :(. maybe someday ill finish when i get the motivation.
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i'm in the air (he's in the clouds) by funkyasgard
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Aug 2023
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With his head resting against a bloodied wall, Sirius was in heaven.
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Sirius does a bad thing, and Remus does an equally bad thing.
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It started with a flower petal. Soft as silk. Small in the palm of his hand. Pure white, with only the smallest speck of crimson blood. Rather beautiful. It almost felt like a sin to toss it into the trash bin, to watch it slowly fall into the bag.
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Will Graham feels like combusting whenever he hears it and that feeling seems to only get worse.
Bookmarked by funkyasgard
05 Dec 2022
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Hannibal Lecter, a famous celebrity chef, has a wildly successful show where he will visit failing restaurants and try to fix their many flaws. It's a difficult job. This season is no different; Hannibal is dealing with an arrogant owner, an apathetic head chef, and a kitchen staff who seem well aware of the disaster they all work in.
But something seems... off. The owner and the head chef are both hiding something, and Hannibal is determined to get to the bottom of the matter.
All in a way that makes for good television, of course.
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AKA a Kitchen Nightmares AU.
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- English
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Bookmarked by funkyasgard
20 Oct 2022
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Hannibal makes spooky games for Will, who is notoriously unflappable while playing them. Jump scares, eerie noises, creepy visuals, none of it phases him.
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The baristas of Baltimore are dropping like flies. Why? Because they just can't get Dr. Lecter's coffee order right, and he's very particular. One day, an awkward young man with "Will" on his nametag changes Hannibal's life.
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10 Aug 2023
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Even before they met, Hannibal Lecter knew he was destined to marry Will Graham. Once they finally did meet, Hannibal never stopped asking Will.
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A progression of Hannibal and Will's time in high school shown through moments where Hannibal asks Will to marry him.
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- Part 3 of Hannigram in High School
Bookmarked by funkyasgard
07 Aug 2023