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    After a few minutes, Robert glanced toward the showers, then back at Waterboy. "You look like you could use a cooldown. A shower might help wash it all away - literally, in your case." He grinned, the expression fond and teasing. Innocently, he kept his hand on Waterboy's shoulder, the other reaching for the front zipper of the wetsuit. "Here, let me give you a hand with that. These things stick like glue when they're wet."

    Waterboy's eyes widened, his mouth opening in a frantic attempt to warn him. "W-wait, Robert, I-I don't- Hold on, i-it’s, it's not-" But Robert's voice overlapped his stutters, warm and reassuring as he tugged the zipper down a few inches. "Relax. We've all been there. Just breathe."

    Ziiip.

    The zipper slid smoothly at first, exposing a strip of pale skin.. And then, Robert froze. There, trailing down from Waterboy's navel, was a faint happy trail of dark hair, leading southward without any barrier. No boxers, no briefs, nothing. It made sense, in hindsight - The guy was a constant fountain; underwear would just turn into a soggy mess. But logic didn't prepare Robert for the sight, his hand still gripping the zipper tab, eyes locked on that unexpected reveal.

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    28 Nov 2025

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    In a world where the first words your soulmate will say to you appear on your left wrist at your tenth birthday, Peter gets the short end of the stick.

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    15 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    Transitioning to a different school, Kirumi Hamada, an ordinary 17-year-old girl, didn't anticipate any major changes in her life. Living a secluded life, her only companion being her boyfriend, Noriaki Kakyoin, her routine was uncomplicated. However, her seemingly ordinary existence takes a twist when she encounters Jotaro Kujo, a notorious delinquent whose reputation alone instills fear among students.

    Alongside Noriaki in joining and aiding the group to Egypt, Kirumi unravels unsettling revelations about her lineage and inadvertently captures the attention of Jotaro Kujo, who harbors unrequited feelings for a girl already taken. Despite his efforts to deny it, it appears that the universe itself has chosen him to be an unseen star.

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    21 Jan 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    “We have three hours.”
    Miguel’s foggy confusion condensed to chilled panic as he looked up from his cafeteria tray. You were out of breath from rushing over to deliver this warning, spilling notes onto the pavilion table from the binder under your arm.
    “Are you sure?” Miguel pinched the bridge of his nose, snarling, “I thought we had more time.”
    You glanced warily around the hall, “You know how diligently I’ve been tracking this. Follow me.”

    In which you and Miguel must work together to save the world. Or something like that.

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    26 Aug 2023

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    Rigor mortis; or, how to live your life after a half-decade of decay.

    Relationships end. People die. You move on, and Miguel does too.

    (roommate! Miguel O'Hara x reader, college-ish au).

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    18 Aug 2023