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    Ilya is a photographer with a reputation. Shane is the golden boy on every magazine cover, and he's taken. They keep running into each other at shoots and after-parties, and it turns into a hot-mess situationship that they both think it’s casual, until it wasn't.

    Told through flashbacks and songs that got tangled up in all of it, this is the story of two people finding their way back to each other, and back to themselves.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    “Well, if that’s the best plan we’ve got, I may as well sign up for life in a monastery now”, he joked.

    “No, no, none of this, Hollander. We’re going to get you laid. Even if I end up fucking you myself.” Ilya set down his empty mug and smiled devilishly.

    Shane’s laughter got stuck in his throat as the image of Ilya bending him over his couch popped up in his head. How his cross necklace moved with his thrusts, his hips bucking into him. But stop, no. This was just Ilya’s fucked up way of teasing him. Ilya Rozanov was as straight as a battering ram. And he had no actual interest in fucking his lonely and horny friend and teammate.

    Or when Shane can’t find a strong top to end his dry spell, his friend and fellow assistant captain Ilya volunteers to fuck him – although he’s straight. Presumably …

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    24 Jul 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov: I do not understand why you are being like this but you look very pretty when you are annoyed so I do not mind.

    Shane Hollander: [awkwardly] Oh… um. Thanks, I guess, Rozanov.

    Ilya Rozanov: Is true. You are so beautiful. I cannot believe you exist. So pretty. And I get to have you and love you and be your boyfriend-

    [Shane slams his hand over Ilya’s mouth, his expression panicked.]

    Shane Hollander: This interview is over! Cut the cameras, now!

    (the players at all-stars 2018 eat spiked brownies. cue a chaos + a hollanov reveal)

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    04 Jul 2026

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    In over five years in the MHL, Shane Hollander famously never started a fight. Widely regarded as hockey’s Golden Boy, the Canadian barely even chirped his opponents.

    Which is why the commentators go silent as the camera zooms in and catches the Guardian’s player saying something with a disgusted face and then spitting on the Metros’ captain, and Shane Hollander, for the first time on camera, dropping his gloves.

    (basically just a bit of "Shane Hollander knows how to fight", because that man breathes hockey, there is no way he wouldn't have been prepared on how to fight, he simply normally choses not to)

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has no contact towards his family in Russia. He knew thats what he wanted, its what he needs. He assumed his family felt the same way. That was until his niece calls him from a payphone at the Ontario International Airport in a panicked hushed voice begging for a place to stay.

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    02 Jul 2026