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  1. Rec *

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    Guts would spend the rest of his unthinkably miserable life trying to forget the tenderness of that kiss.

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    10 Apr 2025

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    2006 was a busy year for 24 year-old Roman Roy, but if the devil works hard, Gerri Kellman works harder, and 2006 was a very productive year for the General Counsel. Unfortunately, the best-laid plans had not accounted for the power of cheek swabs and algorithms sixteen years later.

    At least the timing could be worse! (It couldn't be worse, actually. This is definitely the worst possible time for this to happen. There is nothing more inconvenient than learning the most dire secret of your life after you and your siblings have been ousted and exiled and thrown onto the very thin ice of newfound trust.)

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    11 Apr 2023

  3. Rec 20

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    Genesis spends a moment loudly growling in Angeal's direction before yanking his coat off the bathroom countertop. Alphas. He didn’t know why he even bothered. This is an evolutionary joke that he is attracted to this man. How many times had he fought off the idea of having an alpha as a mate? Surely the horror stories would be enough to ward away anyone.

    And here he is worrying about if the bite of this alpha would take.

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    28 May 2025

  4. Rec 48

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    “Call me if you ever feel like it,” Reno croaks afterwards, relaxing back on his heels as he works at his sore jaw with a hand. Cloud turns away to zip up, face hot with shame, and shakes his head, not trusting himself to speak.

    Two days later, he asks around for Reno’s number.

    After Cloud saves the world, he can't shake Reno.

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    19 Feb 2025

  5. Rec 53

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    The manor burns down. Orpheus, to the best of Norton’s, Plinius’, and Miss DeRoss’ knowledge, is caught up in it. Norton is wildly, exceedingly lucky he is not.

    It’s the second or third time it’s burned down, apparently. It’s hard to keep up with what Miss DeRoss is saying, and with his head swimming from the blood loss it all kind of washes over him anyways. He leans heavily on both the women’s shoulders, barely managing to keep his feet under him. Distantly, he feels bad about it—both Plinius and Miss DeRoss are smaller than him, and he’s always weighed nearly fifteen stone even when he was starving. There’s blood dripping off of all three of them. He’s not sure what’s theirs and what’s his.

    He’s also not sure why they pulled him out of the dirt. He’s not sure why they bothered. Wouldn’t it make more sense for them to just save themselves? It’s what he would have done, in their place. It’s what he thought Plinius would have done.

    For Miss DeRoss, it’s hard to say.

    It takes a year to pick up the pieces and start to heal.

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    09 Jan 2025